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re: Does being too well hung actually work against you?

Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
42867 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:26 pm to
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None of that happened lil pecker boy.


















100% true.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80440 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:26 pm to
Used to work with a dude that was apparently massively hung. Had a huge bulge and everyone referred to him as "The Thing"

All the women were always whispering about him.

One of them decided she had to frick him, and I heard her talking with another chick about how awful it was because it hurt so bad.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56520 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:29 pm to
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One of them decided she had to frick him, and I heard her talking with another chick about how awful it was because it hurt so bad.



I've heard this more than once from women, too. Which is why the porno gals taking 10" Priapus dongs in their arse at warp-speed really impress me.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148135 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:30 pm to
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None of that happened lil pecker boy..
quote:

TigerBait2008



Jesus Bro, get it together, 80% of your post history is trying to call out people and negative nancy shite



Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:34 pm to
It would really not be fun at all to have a really massive hog except to brag about it and maybe whip it out when drunk in college.


Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18824 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:46 pm to
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My gf dated this dude in college who everyone knew was part horse. She tells me that she hated it and they never had sex. I'm sure she's lying to me, but I could care less. She fakes it we'll enough. She also talks about how there's negative infinity chance she would've let him go backdoor but she lets me like once or twice a year when she's really drunk so all good. Average peen has its benefits!


How does the size of your girlfriend's ex's dick even come up in conversation?
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:48 pm to
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Is this where I say 'been there, done that'?
If you're the former borfriend with the 2" dick, then Yes.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24845 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:51 pm to
There is a Big Dick subreddit support group if anyone needs help. If you have one, you would know this already. There are some tips and tricks on how to live with it.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:53 pm to
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Which is why the porno gals taking 10" Priapus dongs in their arse at warp-speed really impress me.


You do know that the camera adds quite a bit of length and girth to the penis right?

For example, you would think this guy here has a 9 inch cock but it's actually 7 inches which is still above average but not the exaggeration porn would have you believe.

Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:54 pm to
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There is a Big Dick subreddit support group if anyone needs help. If you have one, you would know this already. There are some tips and tricks on how to live with it.


I can definitely attest that BDP has been a big help to me.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56520 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:54 pm to
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You do know that the camera adds quite a bit of length and girth to the penis right?



I was unaware. Are you telling me I can be in porn with a AAWC?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112623 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:55 pm to
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This whore tells all her coworkers about her sexual misadventures?

Name a better quality than that out of a prospective receptionist!!!
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:58 pm to
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Are you telling me I can be in porn with a AAWC?


Rule 34.

If it exists, there is porn of it.

Or to get rather technical, Pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56520 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:00 pm to
brb going to Miami with recording equipment, 10k, and some blow
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112623 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:01 pm to
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My wife told me I was literally twice as big(length and girth) as her previous long term relationship.
I bet every girl you've ever been with also tells you the size is "just right for her"
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:02 pm to
There is also the fact that they tend to use very small girls and camera angles with forced perspective.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112623 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:03 pm to
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I had one girl tell me, "woah, your dick is like 8 inches."

She's either terrible at spatial awareness or just a coddling liar
I had 1 girl who would constantly say, "it's so big" like 20 times every time she'd give me a BJ.

I couldn't even take her seriously, but certainly never told her to stop saying that!!!
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19957 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:06 pm to
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know for a fact I don't have that big of a dick but I can't have sex as much as I would like because my SO is always complaining about being sore.


And I know for a fact she's been seeing D'Andre
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24845 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:09 pm to
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BDP



The struggle is real my brother.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:11 pm to
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There is also the fact that they tend to use very small girls and camera angles with forced perspective.



This as well.

Here's one such example. You can't get any more ridiculous than this.

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