re: Does anyone here have a cool/bad arse nickname they'd like to share with us?

I've had several. Was called Gold Bond at a job because I would always go in the bathroom and put some on before my shift at the plant, it left a powder trail in the bathroom and one day my coworker comes out in front of everyone and says are you the one leaving gold bond all over the goddamn bathroom? I said yeah I like my nuts fresh at work so what and everyone laughed was called Gold Bond from that point on. Was called Junior at another job because I'm mischievous like Junior from Problem Child. Everyone knows me as Cold Turkey as a play on my name, started from the time I was 11 or 12.

Heavy

We had a girl in junior high people called finger hut because she supposedly let a dude finger her on the bus.

Another girl in HS who everyone called big hurt. She was on the thick side and sucked a few dudes dick so she got the nick name big hurt.

Know a dude whose name is flea bag, that's what everyone calls him, don't know his real first name.

Knew a dude who was called Treefry. Another person I never heard anyone call anything else.

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I knew a guy they called Anvilhead because of the shape of his skull

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Six right angles?

Bunkie, most of my buddies in college never knew my real name . They would come to bunkie and ask where bunkie lived .

Big Nick Digger

There are certain casinos in the Caribbean where the name “Birmingham” is well known from a few marathon sessions at the craps tables.

I had several in HS.

Lumberjack (my long ball swing)
Melba (food fight event)
Little M(shortest boy in my family)

None were very flattering.

Couple of buddies nicknames:

Squirrel
Bacon
Bitch Tits