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Does anyone else's wife rip bags open when opening them?
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:17 pm
Mine cannot open a chip bag, cereal bag, ziplock bag, or any other type of bag without completely ripping it open down the side, making it damn near impossible to close in an air-tight way. It's gotten to the point where I go out of my way to try to be the one to open any bag in the house first so it doesn't get ripped.
Am I alone in this struggle?
For your troubles
Am I alone in this struggle?
For your troubles
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Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:18 pm to TDsngumbo
That’s a man, baby, yeaaaaa
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:18 pm to TDsngumbo
Is that your wife????
You are complaining about her bag opening skills when she has that arse?
You are complaining about her bag opening skills when she has that arse?
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:19 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Mine cannot open a chip bag, cereal bag, ziplock bag, or any other type of bag without completely ripping it open down the side
Get her some scissors
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:19 pm to TDsngumbo
Whose the broad in the GIF?
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:19 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
Is that your wife????
You are complaining about her bag opening skills when she has that arse?
I'm too shitty of a poster to bag her. She does sort of have that half Asian, half black look to her though.
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:23 pm to TDsngumbo
My wife can't open bags, and also can't close them. It also hurts my soul to watch her rip open envelopes 
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:26 pm to TDsngumbo
This is on you man. You picked her.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:27 pm to TDsngumbo
Zip lock bags - gallon size. Problem solved
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Mine does alright opening them.
She does seem to go out of her way to get the maximum amount of air in the bag before closing it, though.
She does seem to go out of her way to get the maximum amount of air in the bag before closing it, though.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:28 pm to Cump11b
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Get her some scissors
We have about a dozen of these things hanging around all over the house. I bought a box off of amazon because my wife is terrible at opening any type of sealed bag.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:29 pm to ultratiger89
My wife does this but only with cereal
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:30 pm to TDsngumbo
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chip bag,
Yep.
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cereal bag
Yep.
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ziplock bag
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:31 pm to Mr Wonderful
Somehow she finds a way, man. She buys this JuicePlus vitamins for us and they come in ziplock bags. More times than not when she opens one for the first time it's destroyed.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:33 pm to TDsngumbo
we have a set of tupperware containers that we use for this. open the bag of chips,cereal etc.. dump it in the container and toss the bag.
ETA: sort of like this
ETA: sort of like this
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:34 pm to MightyYat
What is that? I just use scissors but I might want that instead
My problem is boxes, like cereal and crackers. The top inevitably ends up in several pieces
My problem is boxes, like cereal and crackers. The top inevitably ends up in several pieces
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:35 pm to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
I noticed your wife rips our condoms open this was as well. Quite annoying.
WNM = Would Not Marry.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:35 pm to TDsngumbo
Chip, cookies and any box.
I demolish the trash bag boxes.
I demolish the trash bag boxes.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:37 pm to 225Tyga
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I noticed your wife rips our condoms open this was as well. Quite annoying.
WNM = Would Not Marry.
Well someone had to marry her so she'd get herpes-free long dicked on the regular.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:39 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Mine cannot open a chip bag, cereal bag, ziplock bag, or any other type of bag without completely ripping it open down the side, making it damn near impossible to close in an air-tight way. It's gotten to the point where I go out of my way to try to be the one to open any bag in the house first so it doesn't get ripped.
Does she not know how to work scissors? buy a pair and put them in the kitchen, if that doesn't help then trow the whole wife away, shes broken.
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