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re: Doctors of the OT, how bad of shape am I in?

Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:44 am to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:44 am to
You're eating too many glutens.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:46 am to

Don't sleep on your liver condition, Old Aggy. How tired have you felt lately?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131368 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:47 am to
Symptoms lead me to believe you are Gary Coleman.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:50 am to
Liver functions normal? CK level normal?
Posted by SilverStallion
Member since Aug 2017
1999 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:30 pm to
You might have cystitis.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:31 pm to
Go to the urologist and stay off the OT
Posted by tiger1014
Member since Jan 2011
12511 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:36 pm to
If you have WBCs in your urine and nothing grows, TB until proven otherwise
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9354 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:38 pm to
There's something called March Hematuria, or something like that. The action of pounding your feet on the ground repeatedly can burst red blood cells and cause a release of hemoglobin in your blood stream. It causes dark urine.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:44 pm to
"The wages of sin are death."

You preverts at A&M do bad things to each other with your penises and then want the normal world's help when something goes wrong....

Nuclear Family in College Station:

Posted by Tygra
Bee Are
Member since Jan 2008
415 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:45 pm to
How long has this been occurring?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55285 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:53 pm to
3 weeks
Posted by leveedogs
Levee
Member since Jan 2016
276 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 1:57 pm to
Taking mega-vitamins?

Are your eyes a little yellow? Liver function OK on bloodwork?
Posted by hezuss
Member since Oct 2017
45 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:04 pm to
You need to get your affairs in order. Get a Living Will, etc.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55285 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:22 pm to
No vitamins
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

He will put a scope up your dick

It will hurt


When a man asks you to pay him several hundred dollars to shove two feet of camera up your dick, you insist on spending a couple hundred more and having an anesthesiologist involved to Propofol you into oblivion for the five minutes the doctor is spelunking. You'll wake up looking like Chester Cheetah gave you a slobber bobber from all the Betadine they spread all over your crotch, but you'll have zero memory of two feet of camera being introduced to your four inches of trouser snake.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79069 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

I was afraid it was kidney related but all of that cane back perfect


What were your numbers if you don't mind me asking? I know a thing or two about them from playing Operation.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27379 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

He will put a scope up your dick

It will hurt



Are you British?

Because that's the most insane understatement I have ever seen.

OP... he's going to shove a fishing pole up your dick.
Posted by LSUERDOC
Member since Jul 2013
2608 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:49 pm to
Hard to diagnose over the internet. By "dark" do you mean dark yellow as in concentrate? Or tea colored? If your urine is more yellow then your kidneys are doing their job in concentrating your urine and reabsorbing free water. You may think you're drinking enough but you're probably not.
If your urine is tea colored and you have no RBCs in your urine but it says something like 2+ blood then you should get checked for rhabdomyolysis.

Regardless, let your doctor decide what you need to get checked and not the internet.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

rhabdomyolysis


His old arse isn't doing up-downs, dumbbell push presses and burpees I assure you.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:20 pm to
Get off adderall. Drink lots of water.
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