- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
1
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:26 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I’ll take you up on the drink. But you ain’t getting in my lap.
I had a blonde with big tits in mind.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:26 pm to OweO
Sounds like your mom thinks you're an annoying son of a bitch too.
She didn't forget shite
She didn't forget shite
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:28 pm to OweO
quote:
Darth, you died once as well huh?
According to what the doctors it’s told me, briefly I did. It’s been debated here enough and I honestly don’t remember anything about it.
My wife was there and saw the whole thing until they rushed her out of the room when I coded. She doesn’t like to talk about though so I’ve not asked her too much about it.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:29 pm to OweO
My mom and dad are dead , man ! Is this some sort of trick question ? Wtf ?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:29 pm to DeafJam73
quote:
I had a blonde with big tits in mind
Im more into redheads. But I’m flexible on that point.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:29 pm to OweO
quote:
My mom doesn't
I think I’d want to forget the day I brought you into this world too, if I were her.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:31 pm to OweO
Is that you, Farmer Ted ?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:31 pm to OweO
Dunno. I carved myself out of rock.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:32 pm to OweO
Yes you sack of bones, why wouldn’t they?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:11 pm to OweO
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:19 pm to Klingler7
quote:
My mom and dad are dead
Well mine are too but they were hiding their own Easter eggs many years before they croaked and forgot my birthday long ago.
But the upshot is I’m following in their footsteps and pretty much have to be reminded of my own birthday myself.
So I’ve got that going for me.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:08 pm to OweO
quote:
someone I know, who are in their mid 30s were talking about how he will used the money his parents give him for his birthday to go towards a new motor for his boat.
And? WTF does it matter what his parents give him? It’s their choice. My mom remembers my birthday every year and I’m 51. And she sends me a check. BFD. It’s easier to just give me the money to get what I want than for an 81 YO woman to go get a gift. And I don’t ask for or expect a gift. It’s just what she does.
You must suck bigly for your own mother to not acknowledge your birthday. But we all figured as much already
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:09 pm to OweO
Is she what made your legs not work?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:15 pm to blzr
quote:
blzr
Seriously, what problems are you dealing with? People who always come at me about my legs, me not walking, etc, who are people I don't interact with on a regular basis, usually does it because it to make them feel better about themselves.
What addiction are you dealing with? Or is it relationship problems? That's the most common problems. Or are you one of those who does it for acceptance?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:16 pm to Martini
quote:
Well mine are too but they were hiding their own Easter eggs many years before they croaked and forgot my birthday long ago.
My grandmother, who was in the early stages of Alzheimer’s, called me at 5am on my birthday one year and wished me happy birthday and I was pretty shocked she remembered. Then she asked me if I felt 35 and I just laughed and said no and we chit chatted and hung up.
My wife asked me who that calling to wish me Happy Birthday and I told her grandma and that I was so glad she remembered even though she did get the year wrong because I was only turning 34. That’s when my wife crushed me and said “uhhh you are 35 today.”
Somehow I lost a whole year of my life. Talk about a sad birthday.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:17 pm to OweO
Have an upvote.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:20 pm to OweO
quote:<—— Dad dead since 1989
Do Your Parents Still Remember Your Birthday?
<—— Mom (no pics) dead since 1996
Thanks, you cocksucker, for the walk down cemetery lane.
Page 2 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News