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re: Do you/would you toss your SO’s salad
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:00 pm to RazorBroncs
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:00 pm to RazorBroncs
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My SO doesn't even like me going down on her, she says it makes her uncomfortable and doesn't enjoy it...
Does she think her pussy stinks or something?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:02 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Stop being so squeamish and give your ol lady a real Valentine’s Day present instead of flowers and she’ll love you for it.
Listen to this man.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:07 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Does she think her pussy stinks or something?
I'm not sure what her deal is other than she's extremely shy. She likes it when I go all around it, just not the tongue all up in there.
I doubt she thinks it stinks because she's probably the least "fragrant" woman I've ever been with. Who knows, I'm not really complaining
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:45 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My spouse will ride my tongue with her arse cowgirl style and use it like she's riding my cock. When she's worked up to an orgasm I don't know how she doesn't get cramps, 'cause she gets all tense and her legs get straight like one of those little goats that pass out when you frighten them. I damn near get smothered to death by her arse cheeks when she' s coming and sometimes she fricking squirts she comes so hard and I'm like "damn, what the hell?"
But she digs it. Like, it's her favorite thing to do.
But she digs it. Like, it's her favorite thing to do.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:52 pm to TDsngumbo
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That shite just doesn't appeal to me whatsoever.
You don't do it for your own pleasure, man. It's a rather innocuous move that makes a girl feel like she's being dirty/naughty and, to a lot of women, that feeling kind of sets them over the edge.
I love to eat the poon...really get in there and do the job right. If I need to move south a couple of inches from time to time because she enjoys it, so be it.
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:56 pm to HubbaBubba
Vivid and verbose. 3.5 stars
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:09 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
arse-eating threads are way funnier than the ill shite in the other threads. Well done, OP. I approve. 

Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:51 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who love a good rim job and those who have never tried it.
Those who love a good rim job and those who have never tried it.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:53 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Damn right I would/do. I’m a nasty mofo.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:57 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
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Do you/would you toss your SO’s salad
Um yeah.. absolutely
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:07 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I love licking arse. Women love it too fyi. That’s really what matters.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:20 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
How Phil Fulmer feels about eating arse:
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/fulmer-well-be-taking-a-bite-out-of-everybody-we-plays-arse/88458418/
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/fulmer-well-be-taking-a-bite-out-of-everybody-we-plays-arse/88458418/
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:38 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Dude I lick the frick out that thing. My wife’s arse hole tastes like roses, well maybe not like roses, but it has a sweet taste to it. I’ve never eaten shite, but if it tastes like my wife’s arse hole then humanity has found a new way of surviving the apocalypse!
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:40 pm to SuddenJerk
Crude and, frankly, offensive
3.5 stars
3.5 stars
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:48 pm to LazloHollyfeld
Of course. Have done that with girls since the 1980s. It's right there anyway.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:52 pm to HubbaBubba
quote:Arent you about 65 years old?
My spouse will ride my tongue with her arse cowgirl style and use it like she's riding my cock
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:53 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I’ve been fortunate to have been with some great-looking women in my lifetime, and eating arse was one of my favorite things. Nothing better than a hot chick with a sweet tight arse, straight from the shower. I saw a porn back around 96 with Chasey Lain getting her arse eaten and it was a huge turn on, and I’ve loved it ever since.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 12:23 am to sabrewolf
Nostalgic but a bit thin
3.5 stars
3.5 stars
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