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re: Do you use a fart tampon while sleeping?

Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:04 am to
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:04 am to
You are really one sick puppy.

I don't think there is anyway of helping you.
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:06 am to
Damn, man. My initial thoughts were that this was an awesome idea. I had the tampon halfway in before I read the part about the pillow.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62214 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:08 am to
Shouldn't it be called a fart maxipad?
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20779 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:09 am to
I do not understand how the admins have not just banned him already, for simply being a total twit.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:12 am to
You probably sleep alone 100% of the tine.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:22 am to
Please take that pillow tonight and place it over your face instead of between your cheeks.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

I have been using an extra pillow placed next to my rear to keep the spread of nocturnal flatulence

You, ..uh, .... wait, wut?? ... I have no werds!



I do have some advice. Based with my dealings with aging parents I'd advise you to start looking for a butt plug. Something bigger than a tampon. Sounds like you are about to start sharting.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30035 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:38 am to
Your wife uses my dick as a fart tampon.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:46 am to
I laughed
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:58 am to
quote:

have been using an extra pillow placed next to my rear to keep the spread of nocturnal flatulence to a minimum.


Posted by Pistols Firing 12
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2016
1195 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I have been using an extra pillow placed next to my rear to keep the spread of nocturnal flatulence to a minimum.


You're pretty sick, Chubbs!

I bet you get pink eye too...
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 11:07 am
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 3:33 pm to
Kudos for shaking up the o-t. I get tired of reading the same old boring posts about how to fix shite around the house.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24915 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 3:36 pm to
WTF? I'm so confused. I spread my arse cheeks to allow better passage when farting. Why would you want to keep that shite in? It's supposed to come out goober!
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