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re: Do you remember that time you were going to get gloriously laid but didn't?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:05 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:05 am to rebeloke
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Do you remember that time you were going to get gloriously laid but didn't?
Of course I do, it was also the same time I learned what blue balls were.
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:12 am to Cdawg
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:14 am to rebeloke
Jones' best friend was bringing home a Saintsation to bang and got a DUI. Didn't even know each other's last names and the cop berated her for it He went to jail. She had to find a way home.
He went to jail. She had to find a way home.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:21 am to LouisianaLady
That's better than a guy I knew who was arrested for DUI. He didn't even realize he missed out on hooking up until he got the police report that stated there was a girl in the car with him. He had no recollection 
. But that's also kind of scary and sad at the same time.
. But that's also kind of scary and sad at the same time. 
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:21 am to massiveattack
quote:
Wtf dude
I was
when I was a little kid. 
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:30 am to Happygilmore
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oh it counts, i dont know how to pace myself once i get past a certain point and its all down hill from there.
1. JR year of high school. About to hook up with one of my buddies little sisters (she was a soph get you mind out the gutter) and his abnormally large and insanely intimidating dad walked through the living room while we were on the couch. One look and my dick went from midnight to six in a heartbeat.
2. JR year again after prom. My gf had been telling me for a month about how I was going to be able to do whatever I wanted to her that night. Long story short I got hammered at the after party and got the WD. Hadto settle for a quickie on my buddies floor the next morning.
3 - about 25. I was left alone with our house ( complete with pool) during my last semester of high school. My dad had passed the year before and my mom was traveling Europe. Left alone with a house and pool I did what any responsible 18 year old would....I threw a frick load of parties. I missed numerous opportunities because I was either too wasted or has to deal with assholes. Ah the good ol days......
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 10:34 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:32 am to Azranod
quote:This is some backroads shite...
It was 1988, I was hanging out with the older daughter of one of my Mom's friends. Normally my Mom would babysit this girl and her two younger sisters for her friend, but my Mom was working this day, so we were all at my Grandmother's.
Girl, "Let's play family. I'll be the mom, you'll be the dad. Wanna make a baby?"
Me, "Yeah."
Grandparent's house wasn't that big(living room, kitchen with attached dining area, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and a play room with a fold out couch) so everytime we got away from her sisters, we'd start making out, and as soon as I was taking her clothes off, there were her sisters. I was going to lose my virginity at the age of 7, but it never panned out.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:45 am to JBeam
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quote:
It was 1988, I was hanging out with the older daughter of one of my Mom's friends. Normally my Mom would babysit this girl and her two younger sisters for her friend, but my Mom was working this day, so we were all at my Grandmother's.
Girl, "Let's play family. I'll be the mom, you'll be the dad. Wanna make a baby?"
Me, "Yeah."
Grandparent's house wasn't that big(living room, kitchen with attached dining area, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and a play room with a fold out couch) so everytime we got away from her sisters, we'd start making out, and as soon as I was taking her clothes off, there were her sisters. I was going to lose my virginity at the age of 7, but it never panned out.
This is some backroads shite...
What do you mean backroads? I've always lived inside the city. Now granted, I may come from a small city, but it has a population greater than 66% of cities in the U.S.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:48 am to Azranod
I am not even sure I could have gotten wood when I was 7, unless I had to pee.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:10 am to rebeloke
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I am not even sure I could have gotten wood when I was 7, unless I had to pee.
Oh trust me, I did, and she was gonna get if it hadn't of been for those meddling little kids!
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:15 am to Azranod
So how old were you when you finally did the deed?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:16 am to Azranod
I don't even know if I knew what sex was at 7 
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:19 am to rebeloke
17 with my best friend's Mom.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:21 am to Azranod
It took a decade? Wow!
Oh you got to tell that story!
Oh you got to tell that story!
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:28 am to rebeloke
Was at a bar, probably 20/21, some girl I sort of knew was there and a buddy was all over her. Wasn't really talking to her, but we all got plowed and I started making fun of her.
As we were discussing going to the next bar, she started angrily making out with me, basically pushed me out the door and I drove to her apartment. She starts crying hysterically and asking all these questions about whether I respect her, and I get out of the car and jog back to the second bar where my friends were. Probably for the best, she's nuts.
It was an interesting 30 minutes.
As we were discussing going to the next bar, she started angrily making out with me, basically pushed me out the door and I drove to her apartment. She starts crying hysterically and asking all these questions about whether I respect her, and I get out of the car and jog back to the second bar where my friends were. Probably for the best, she's nuts.
It was an interesting 30 minutes.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:33 am to rebeloke
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I swear it happened. GF's name was Kim. Fat dude was Richard Woods who is dead now. The party was at Dusty's. True historical fact.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:42 am to rebeloke
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It took a decade? Wow!
Oh you got to tell that story!
As I said, I was
when I was a little kid. It wained off as I always felt akward when I reached full blown puberty. We were sitting around her place, I'd known him a couple of years. I came over to hang out, he was at work, she told me I could wait for him to get home in like four or five hours. We were sitting around talking, and I could tell she was into me, so I leaned over and kissed her. We start groping while kissing, and she asks me what's going on. I tell her that I'd thought she was attractive the first time I saw her, but didn't say anything because of her son. She said she had always felt the exact same. So, we agree to wait to do it until after he goes to bed that night, but we kept kissing and groping. Half an hour after he goes to bed, she gets up and goes to her bedroom. She stops in the doorway, and smiles at me. We're in her bed, 10 minutes foreplay & 35 minutes of penetration, and I came. Followed by another 15 minutes of foreplay and 6 hours of penetration. That guy still doesn't know I boned his mom.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:48 am to Azranod
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We're in her bed, 10 minutes foreplay & 35 minutes of penetration, and I came. Followed by another 15 minutes of foreplay and 6 hours of penetration. That guy still doesn't know I boned his mom.
You're telling us that this was your FIRST time???
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 11:49 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:50 am to Azranod
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:54 am to MMauler
quote:
You're telling us that this was your FIRST time???
Absolutely. She was probably an IRL 5, but she had been divorced for like 10 years, and when she told me I could stay at her place to wait 4 or 5 hours for her son to get off work, I knew she wanted the dick.
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