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re: Do you remember that time you were going to get gloriously laid but didn't?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:48 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:48 pm to rebeloke
Freshman year of HS I went somewhere with a girl, her friend and my cousin. We go back to her parents house which was empty. The girls went in the back and I told my cousin I was going to get a beej from her. They came out and the first words spoken was my cousin, "hey, GRTiger said you were going to give him a bj. Is that true?"
Naturally, she got embarrassed and we left. My cousin learned a valuable bro lesson that night.
She blew me about a week later (my first) so it was all good. Not quite laid, but pretty much for that age (at least for me at the time).
Naturally, she got embarrassed and we left. My cousin learned a valuable bro lesson that night.
She blew me about a week later (my first) so it was all good. Not quite laid, but pretty much for that age (at least for me at the time).
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 10:50 pm
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:52 pm to Mr. Blutarski
Everybody was always getting laid at Dusty's and Richard was famous for breaking in on couples who were shagging in Dusty's bedroom. I learned to just go upstairs in the playroom and do it on the floor behind the pool table. 
Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:58 pm to rebeloke
Just checked into a hotel room with gf I hadn't had sex with yet and another couple (high school) not 10 seconds after entering the room my gf whispers to her bf " omg I just started do you have any tampons" so 5 min later I'm at the gas station buying tampons...what a shitty night!
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:14 pm to rebeloke
College Station
Buddy and I had 21st and 22nd birthday party.
One of his hot little friends was there. She was dancing around the living room alone. I called her over to me. Started unbuttoning her pants. She says "oh is that what you want?" We has been flirting and talking all night. So it wasn't that big of a surprise question.
Takes me upstairs, her phone starts ringing nonfricking stop. As we are ripping each others clothes off some douche is banging on the door saying "________, I know you are in here and I am very disappointed if you frick him!"
She said "well this will never end if we don't answer the door. He likes me and won't get over it if we do this."
So I said frick it. Got dressed and went back on the prowl. Was sad when I never got any the rest of the night. I still want to fight that guy.
Buddy and I had 21st and 22nd birthday party.
One of his hot little friends was there. She was dancing around the living room alone. I called her over to me. Started unbuttoning her pants. She says "oh is that what you want?" We has been flirting and talking all night. So it wasn't that big of a surprise question.
Takes me upstairs, her phone starts ringing nonfricking stop. As we are ripping each others clothes off some douche is banging on the door saying "________, I know you are in here and I am very disappointed if you frick him!"
She said "well this will never end if we don't answer the door. He likes me and won't get over it if we do this."
So I said frick it. Got dressed and went back on the prowl. Was sad when I never got any the rest of the night. I still want to fight that guy.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:19 pm to rebeloke
Same girl, twice. Cute and apparently pretty slutty. First was at a huge party we'd been flirting and messing around the whole time. Things took a turn when the tequila shots started. I only remember some blurred snapshots in my head of singing with the band, acting stupid, mugging with the chick, then...daylight. I had somehow lost track of time and reality and eventually passed out. Woke up and she had left with her friends. Took a while to set in how I had blown that. Next time few weeks later her and a friend came over to my friends place to watch a movie. It was a night off after about 3 nights of boozing pretty hard. I fell asleep. They left. She probably had a STD anyway.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:23 pm to USMCTiger03
That reminds me of a girl that wanted me to go home with her from the bar a few times. I thought this is a sure thing but twice all she wanted to do was grind on me...3rd time she asked I said no thanks 
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:25 pm to Topwater Trout
Probably the same chick.
Don't they know grinding hurts after a while?
Don't they know grinding hurts after a while?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:33 pm to USMCTiger03
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Don't they know grinding hurts after a while?
Especially when they leave a blister
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:37 pm to Topwater Trout
And carpet burn on your knees!
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:13 am to rebeloke
yup, senior year of HS, summer....had 4 girls undressing me in bed....drunk friends bust in and turn on the lights
Drunkness suddenly hits me, I stubble outside and vomit....night over
opportunity never presented itself again
Drunkness suddenly hits me, I stubble outside and vomit....night over
opportunity never presented itself again
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:18 am to rebeloke
Drove from lafayette to houma for some trim at 2 in the morning. She was drunk and puked and passed out almost exactly when i got there.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:44 am to ThePoo
Thread winner!
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:51 am to rebeloke
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This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 11:32 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:04 am to PierPunk
Met a really hot little blonde girl at one of the clubs here last year who turned out to be an ex of one of my bros. We had been flirting and dancing all night and on the ride back to my place I had to pull over so she could puke out the window of my truck. I was highly disappoint. I let her sleep it off on my couch and never talked to her again except in passing.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:15 am to rebeloke
Orpheus ball 2008
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:42 am to rebeloke
8th grade? Your girlfriend was gross
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 2:46 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:50 am to rebeloke
No you didn't.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:53 am to MC5601
I thought I was going to lose my V the summer before my senior year of HS to this slutty girl midway through her giving me a hand job I got a call from my GF and like a pussy left the party because I was guilty.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 3:02 am to ThePoo
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ThePoo
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senior year of HS, summer....had 4 girls undressing me in bed....drunk friends bust in and turn on the lights
Drunkness suddenly hits me, I stubble outside and vomit....night over
opportunity never presented itself
Damn bro, I know those feels.
Not 4 of them, but was at a small get together my senior year, this was 2005. Girl was someone I had been flirting with all night, a year younger than me from Covington high. I was a Saint Paul's kid and had just got introduced to this group, everything was going amazing...soo gorgeous, wanted me too. The drinks finally hit me hard and next thing I know it was morning, and we were hungover. Went and ate breakfast and I assumed it would happen eventually, we had been interrupted by friends several times. shite happened and we saw each other a few more times but was always in a relationship. Man I wish I had closed that deal.
Poor girl died a couple years ago in a car accident after she got on the interstate going the wrong way...never will have that chance again. RIP
Posted on 6/4/14 at 4:49 am to rebeloke
You just made my day. Oh the memories.
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