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re: Do you have the misfortune of having to work with someone who farts in the open

Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27486 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:10 pm to
I worked with a guy like that. frick you, Tyler. I hope you still have zero friends and use all your vacation time playing video games, you worthless sack of shite.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

I worked with a guy like that. frick you, Tyler. I hope you still have zero friends and use all your vacation time playing video games, you worthless sack of shite.


Who is Tyler
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:29 pm to
yes, atleast half of my coworkers.
Posted by Sal Minella
Member since Nov 2006
1951 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:15 pm to
No, I fart in my office. Typically when I have the nasty beer farts right about the time I let one go and sit there in my stinch someone always walks in. We exchange that look where I know they want to gag and call me a nasty fricker and I have the look of guilt and embarrassment
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:17 pm to
Nah,but my co-workers sure do.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:31 pm to
Irv is now my new favorite human being.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4508 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:37 pm to
I had a co worker try to get me fired for farting. What a pussy. My doctor told me that if I hold farts in, they will only get bigger. Makes sense to me.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71226 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:24 am to
Don't you live in Seattle?

I kind of hate Irv, really only because of his name. But I really hate Rosemary, because she is a guaranteed SJWs who would sue the company if someone talked to her like she talked to Irv.

I don't believe your story, of course, but in the spirit of this fiction, that is my thought.
Posted by nismosao
Slidell
Member since Mar 2008
946 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 5:03 am to
Waiting for my co-worker to pop up in this thread and agree with you.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19158 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 6:32 am to
By office you mean the government issued squad car?
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 6:57 am to
I only rip the silent ones in my cube (not an OT baller). Man, they smell great.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:05 am to
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I bet Rosemary bleeds for a week. If men have to put up with that grossness


She complains about a man farting. I guarantee there is no man that puts up with her at home.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:14 am to
You and Irv sound like government employees.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80030 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:41 am to
So you have no problem sitting in other guys' stench. You enjoy those molecules that were only seconds ago harbored in his colon dancing in your nostrils. Got it. Different strokes, I suppose.
Posted by InfamousDe
Member since Jul 2015
13 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:17 am to
People, this is America.
We have standards in this society.
Go with your Jihad and burp and fart in the desert with the camels.

If this is intentional, the guy is a douche bag.
Not an "Alpha" whatsoever.

Hopefully not the case though (funny guy thing)
But since only 1 person ever mentioned anything, don't blame the guy.

Unless he persists.
At that time it could be considered harassment.

Personally any "Intentional" evil / vile act such as Audio interference / sensory distraction that causes degradation of work. Is something for HR.

Ever heard of Chinese water torture
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Posted by commode
North Shore
Member since Dec 2012
1305 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:40 am to
Keep a can of Lysol at your desk. Every time Irv rips one give him a spray if it annoys you like you said.Fight chemical warfare with chemical warfare.
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