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re: Do you and your SO pass gas in front of each other?
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:57 am to cbree88
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:57 am to cbree88
Hell yes. I have my body trained so that I can set my morning fart timer on command. I don't use an alarm clock. The GF sometimes hits the snooze button too many times. I'm only good for about 3 snoozes.
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Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:57 am to cbree88
My wife practically insists she doesn't fart, does it in private I guess. But recently, we were having coffee on the couch and she let a quiet one rip - quiet enough to leave doubt that it actually was a fart.
But immediately, my dog seated next to her shoots her a look, then hops down and runs away.
It was glorious.
But immediately, my dog seated next to her shoots her a look, then hops down and runs away.
It was glorious.
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 6:59 am
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:42 am to cbree88
The opinions vary so much on this topic. This thread didn't make anything clearer. Lol
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:54 am to cbree88
Just wrecked my wife with a fart in a small SUV.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:57 am to cbree88
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Do you and your SO pass gas in front of each other?
I'll answer it this way:
If farts were aphrodisiacs, I'd have all the sex I ever wanted.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 10:22 am to Spasweezy
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Just wrecked my wife with a fart in a small SUV.
The dreaded hotbox fart
Posted on 9/30/17 at 10:30 am to 13SaintTiger
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Folks who let there wife fart/shite in front of them obviously don't eat arse
Not true. I've walked in on my wife dropping a deuce a handful of times over the years and have no problem licking her tender area. Although it has to be when she is fresh out of the shower.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 10:36 am to cbree88
I fart all day long. I love farting when we're covered under the sheets. It's so disgusting that I just bust out laughing. Also, I'll lock the windows when we're in the car. I tell her she can fart anytime, but she chooses not to.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 11:53 am to samson73103
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I've walked in on my wife dropping a deuce a handful of times over the years and have no problem licking her tender area.
You sick frick
Posted on 9/30/17 at 1:10 pm to 13SaintTiger
I also used to rip one in the car and just wait for my gf to smell it. I thought it was hilarious Her not so much. Maybe that's another reason why we broke up. Lol
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:36 pm to 13SaintTiger
quote:
quote:
I've walked in on my wife dropping a deuce a handful of times over the years and have no problem licking her tender area.
You sick frick
You've never seen a woman squirm the way she does when you flick your tongue across her exit ramp. As long as she is well sanitized, it's all good. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:31 pm to cbree88
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it kills the romance in a relationship.
Are you kidding?
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:33 pm to OKellsBells
quote:so i can fart around you ?
it kills the romance in a relationship.
Are you kidding?
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:35 pm to OWLFAN86
Who doesn't like a good fart? Perfect way to break the ice.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:36 pm to OKellsBells
quote:and just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter
Who doesn't like a good fart? Perfect way to break the ice.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:40 pm to OWLFAN86
Check your email.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:41 pm to OKellsBells
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Who doesn't like a good fart? Perfect way to break the ice.
You sound like an amazing woman. Lol
I am very impressed.
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:42 pm to cbree88
I called dibs MONTHS ago
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:47 pm to cbree88
My husband taught our little son about farting under the covers and trapping me under it when we were all reading in bed recently.
Now the kiddo tries so hard to fart during evening story time I'm afraid he'll shite his pajamas.
Now the kiddo tries so hard to fart during evening story time I'm afraid he'll shite his pajamas.
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:50 pm to OWLFAN86
If only all women understood that this is a man's dream: To be able to fart freely around his woman and not be judged.
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 9:41 pm
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