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Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:45 pm to slackster
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I've been doing it for years, but I've never heard/smelled my wife do it in front of me. I've actually got no evidence that she even takes a shite. It's incredible.
I'm a chick and I can confirm this. As far as he knows I never do either, while he is free to let it rip or announce when he is going to do some damage to the bathroom and warn me to avoid it afterwards, lol.
Seriously, what is the deal with guys taking so long to take a crap??? Ya'll practically camp out in there. It's pretty obvious what ya'll are doing. Meanwhile women can crap as quickly and easily as they can pee so we are like ninja poopers.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:48 pm to gingerkittie
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I'm a chick and I can confirm this
pics?
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Seriously, what is the deal with guys taking so long to take a crap??
to get away from what you're doing right now.....nagging
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:53 pm to offshoretrash
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After going through a pregnancy, farting is the least of your or hers concerns.
Once upon a time I had just had my son via C-section and the epidural had me kinda paralyzed from the waist down. I'm laying there in the bed and I heard my husband fart.
I was quite indignant and told him that he could have at least left the room since I was stuck there in the room and thus could not escape his fart.
He looked at me and said " Honey, that wasn't me, I swear. That was you".
So apparently it was me, only I didn't know it since I had no feeling from the waist down.
That is the first and last time anyone can claim that I farted and I plan on keeping it that way forever.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:54 pm to gingerkittie
Dont fart, but I do pee on her on occasion
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:56 pm to Steauxn
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to get away from what you're doing right now.....nagging
It's called being naggravating. It's nagging and aggravating all in one glorious word.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:57 pm to gingerkittie
you didn't have to make up a word, it's called marriage
Posted on 9/29/17 at 4:57 pm to cbree88
I do. I don't buy the "kills the romance" thing. I think it's a normal part of accepting your SO beyond being a prospect or whatever. I mean when you're 90 you're going to farting in front of each other whether you like it or not.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 5:23 pm to MLCLyons
It's not love if you don't fart in front of each other. I was raised to think farts are funny. My wife and I both shite in front of each other with the door open. No biggie. We're no prudes. She doesn't appreciate it when we are in the car but I am polite and roll it down for her. Why hold it in? It just gets bigger.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 5:34 pm to cbree88
It's my mating call.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:00 pm to Interweb Cowboy
It seems like we are getting mixed reviews on this. Some thing it's ok and some don't.
There doesn't seem to be any correlation between whether or not you fart in front of your SO and how long your relationship lasts.
I guess I'll stay the course and keep farting. Lol
There doesn't seem to be any correlation between whether or not you fart in front of your SO and how long your relationship lasts.
I guess I'll stay the course and keep farting. Lol
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:15 pm to cbree88
I always fart in front of my wife and she claims she doesn't ever fart. I've never once heard or smell her fart...while awake.
When we were dating, she fell asleep in my bed watching Netflix with me. In the midst of her dreams, I heard a faint "poof" out of her butt.
To this day she doesn't believe me
She can burp like a champ though.
When we were dating, she fell asleep in my bed watching Netflix with me. In the midst of her dreams, I heard a faint "poof" out of her butt.
To this day she doesn't believe me
She can burp like a champ though.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:17 pm to slackster
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I've been doing it for years, but I've never heard/smelled my wife do it in front of me. I've actually got no evidence that she even takes a shite. It's incredible.
Same.
But she will say "I'm going in the guest bathroom for a minute, don't wander over there"
That's the evidence I've got.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:20 pm to cbree88
We don't make a game of it. Sometimes its so bad she worries I have cancer
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:21 pm to cbree88
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It took a few months to melt the ice.
FIFY
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:24 pm to cbree88
I would if I had an SO......
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:33 pm to cbree88
Gentlemen, if you wife doesn't fart in front of you then she's either cheating on you or you have beat on her.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:40 pm to gingerkittie
My wife farted in front of me when I visited her family for the first time. She told me years afterwards that she was testing me to see if I could put up with her.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:47 pm to Evil Little Thing
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He does. I don’t.
I like you more and more every day.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 6:49 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
Folks who let there wife fart/shite in front of them obviously don't eat arse
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