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Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:20 pm to Darth_Vader
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So you were sniffing your wife's a-hole and she farted in your face.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:20 pm to Darth_Vader
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So you were sniffing your wife's a-hole and she farted in your face.
She gave me a whole new perspective on the word, "winking."
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:22 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Whys it called a fart?
What is a fart? It's gas existing your body, right? OK, what's the German word for exit? Well, it's "ausfahrt". Thus, much as the Germans gave the word "yeah" to the US, they likewise gave us the word "fart".
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:25 pm to Darth_Vader
Es ist Zeit fur Rache!
Wir mussen die Juden ausrottung!
Wir mussen die Juden ausrottung!
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:44 pm to slackster
Well she must not have a menstral cycle then!
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:45 pm to whit
Nope, never have once and never want to
I like to keep some things private
I like to keep some things private
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:47 pm to dallastiger55
After going through a pregnancy, farting is the least of your or hers concerns.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:48 pm to cbree88
We never do. But once, my begf did several right as she was falling asleep, in that zone where you're in la la land, and I laughed my arse off and she was humiliated.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:50 pm to cbree88
Been together for 11 years. Neither of us would ever do it if it was avoidable but it is a bodily function that sometimes is unavoidable.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:53 pm to cbree88
Been with my wife for almost 20 years and she still doesn't do it in front of me. I let them rip daily though.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:00 pm to onelochevy
I crop dust in Walmart on purpose
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:02 pm to cbree88
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Do you and your SO pass gas in front of each other?
Only during sex and when 69-ing.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:05 pm to cbree88
Of course I fart in front of my wife. I almost consider my a-hole as a musical instrument. I'd like to think that I have hit every octave.
She was slow to get started, but she has no problem ripping one in front of me after 20 years of marriage.
Thanks for asking...
She was slow to get started, but she has no problem ripping one in front of me after 20 years of marriage.
Thanks for asking...
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:08 pm to cbree88
It's ok if you consider yourself and the girl two legged livestock. Get out of here with this nonsense and don't come back.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:22 pm to cbree88
No we don't... kinda.. I'm a sleep farter. I can't help it and my wife is polite enough to pretend it doesn't happen. I've heard her toot a few times in our 10 years together. I pretended I didn't hear. I don't want her to think it's allowed.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:29 pm to cbree88
I broke up with a girl because she farted on me one time while spooning in the morning. Got up and told that's it, I'm out. Don't bother calling me, I'm done. Never spoke to her again.
Actually, that wasn't the real reason but I bet it blew her mind when I left like that and never called her again. I wonder if she still thinks that's the reason I left her. That was back in '96.
Actually, that wasn't the real reason but I bet it blew her mind when I left like that and never called her again. I wonder if she still thinks that's the reason I left her. That was back in '96.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:30 pm to Luvnit
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Thanks for asking...
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Luvnit
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Member since Jan 2013
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took a fart question huh?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 3:52 pm to cbree88
Why not? I do it at work after all.
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