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re: Do The Mormons Ever Come Around Your Neighborhood?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:05 pm to MNCscripper
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:05 pm to MNCscripper
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They fly their BYU flag during football season.
On September 2, 2017 they will get beat down..
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:05 pm to SuperSaint
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You're an a-hole for advocating it though
As a past shift worker and asked them many times not to come to my house, one has to do what one has to do. So, frick OFF! And yes I did.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:06 pm to OweO
quote:you coming to town ?
On September 2, 2017 they will get beat down..
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:08 pm to Napoleon
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I see the riding bikes all around.
When I was in high school. This black dude I was friends with told me one time the mormons game down his street and they left their bikes to walk the street and they stole their bikes just to see what they would do when they found out their bikes were gone. He said, they looked, noticed the bikes were gone and just kept walking like they were use to it...
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:09 pm to OWLFAN86
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you coming to town ?
There is a very good chance I will be in town during labor day weekend.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:09 pm to fishfighter
quote:stop TRYING TO GRT YOUNG MEN TO NOTICE YOUR PECKER a-hole!!!
So, frick OFF! And yes I did.
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:11 pm to OweO
if you come to Houston I swear t god I will punch you right in your fricking face and dump you out of your chair
its not a threat its a promise to everyone else on the OT
its not a threat its a promise to everyone else on the OT
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:16 pm to SuperSaint
Got you SS. But really, them people can drive one nuts waking you in the middle of a day. Told my neighbor many times to keep their people away from my house. 
Dam thing is, the old man worked with me.
Guess they were trying to save my soul. But hey, they had some fine daughters. :lol:
But really, them people can drive one nuts waking you in the middle of a day. Told my neighbor many times to keep their people away from my house. Dam thing is, the old man worked with me. Guess they were trying to save my soul.
But hey, they had some fine daughters. :lol:Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
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if you come to Houston I swear t god I will punch you right in your fricking face and dump you out of your chair
its not a threat its a promise to everyone else on the OT
You make it sound as if it would be easy. Do you plan to sucka bunch me like a bitch or will you announce yourself first because if it is the latter, it will be disappointed in the results.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:21 pm to OweO
quote:you can have your wife record the shite
You make it sound as if it would be easy. Do you plan to sucka bunch me like a bitch or will you announce yourself first because if it is the latter, it will be disappointed in the results.
cause Ima gonna record something else with her later
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:09 pm to OweO
I threw one in the swamp and took his bicycle. His buddy crapped his pants.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 11:24 am to MottLaneKid
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I threw one in the swamp and took his bicycle. His buddy crapped his pants.
No you didn't.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:23 pm to OweO
I was about a mile away from my house one day when I realized that I had forgotten a couple things. On the way back I saw them walking through my neighborhood in the direction of my house. I made sure to be quick so that I would be gone again before they got there. As a joke, I yelled out my truck window to a neighbor while I was driving away, "Get inside and turn out the lights! The Mormons are coming!" He did. I didn't think they would have gotten as close as they were by then. They were just a couple houses down and heard and saw the whole thing.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:25 pm to OweO
no, but i like to buy magic underwear from them.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:35 pm to TheDude
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I was about a mile away from my house one day when I realized that I had forgotten a couple things. On the way back I saw them walking through my neighborhood in the direction of my house. I made sure to be quick so that I would be gone again before they got there. As a joke, I yelled out my truck window to a neighbor while I was driving away, "Get inside and turn out the lights! The Mormons are coming!" He did. I didn't think they would have gotten as close as they were by then. They were just a couple houses down and heard and saw the whole thing
I am sure they forgave you.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:39 pm to OweO
No Mormons, I get Baptist kids during the summer.
They come with invite cards for church events that happened the weekend before but are loaded down with "find fulfillment" type nonsense. It's usually 730-8am, so I'm in raggedy boxers and t-shirt answering the door as Bob's Burgers or Archer or Spawn or w/e I chose as my Saturday morning cartoon blares behind me. They usually start with have you accepted Jesus into your heart. My canned response is
"It is 7 in the morning. You should be out riding bikes or playing baseball. If you go down three houses and knock on the door the kids there will have no problem starting a game."
Sometimes they get wide-eyed like a great wisdom has been bestowed. Sometimes they just mutter thanks and trudge on.
All I know is when I get out front and mow half an hour later, sometimes the kids three houses down have two extra players.
They come with invite cards for church events that happened the weekend before but are loaded down with "find fulfillment" type nonsense. It's usually 730-8am, so I'm in raggedy boxers and t-shirt answering the door as Bob's Burgers or Archer or Spawn or w/e I chose as my Saturday morning cartoon blares behind me. They usually start with have you accepted Jesus into your heart. My canned response is
"It is 7 in the morning. You should be out riding bikes or playing baseball. If you go down three houses and knock on the door the kids there will have no problem starting a game."
Sometimes they get wide-eyed like a great wisdom has been bestowed. Sometimes they just mutter thanks and trudge on.
All I know is when I get out front and mow half an hour later, sometimes the kids three houses down have two extra players.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:42 pm to OweO
Next time, just answer the door naked and invite them in for a sizzled sausage.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:48 pm to ZappBrannigan
When Jehovah comes I be like..
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Seriously, I never knew the Baptist go around and knock on doors. This time of year I always see signs all around advertising summer bible school at Baptist churches.
In fact, the Baptist church in my area owns the home right across the street from me. The current preacher has been the only preacher there, that hasn't lived in the house, since I been here, but they use it every Wednesday evening and they host Sunday dinner there every week. With the exception of one preacher family, they never really go out of their way to be friendly to people who are not members of their church.
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Seriously, I never knew the Baptist go around and knock on doors. This time of year I always see signs all around advertising summer bible school at Baptist churches.
In fact, the Baptist church in my area owns the home right across the street from me. The current preacher has been the only preacher there, that hasn't lived in the house, since I been here, but they use it every Wednesday evening and they host Sunday dinner there every week. With the exception of one preacher family, they never really go out of their way to be friendly to people who are not members of their church.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 12:59 pm to OweO
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Do The Mormons Ever Come Around Your Neighborhood?
When Jehovah comes I be like..
ask them if they are one of the 166k that will be saved.
that shuts them down pretty quick knowing of all the people that have lived on earth they believe only 166k will be "saved".
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