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re: Do attorneys like Gordon McKernan take on case work once they make it big?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:36 pm to Ancient Astronaut
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:36 pm to Ancient Astronaut
Which one is he? The creeper, or the slow looking one?
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Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:40 pm to BeepNode
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Do they still do court appearances?
Lol no
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:57 am to Spasweezy
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They beat up their wives at The Bulldog too.
Oh? Do tell...
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:43 am to BeepNode
The G Man probably hasn’t gone to trial in decades.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:45 am to BeepNode
Fun fact: Gordon has a prize closet his clients get to go in and choose from at the end of their case. Except it’s tiered like at an arcade where you can only choose certain prizes if your case was worth so much. And of course everything is branded and emblazoned with the “G”.
Can you imagine how good the crystal vase with a G on it looks over the fireplace in the double wide?!?
Word on the street is the satin robe is also a popular item.
Can you imagine how good the crystal vase with a G on it looks over the fireplace in the double wide?!?
Word on the street is the satin robe is also a popular item.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 6:46 am
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:59 am to BeepNode
those firms typically don't go to court. they have another firm they partner with to do the litigation
the "factory firms" make their money on pre-litigation settlements of small claims. they just do it 100,000 times every year
the "factory firms" make their money on pre-litigation settlements of small claims. they just do it 100,000 times every year
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:01 am to boosiebadazz
did you know MB has a $125 retainer on top of his %? 
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:02 am to SlowFlowPro
No way. Just to cover his overhead to set the claim up regardless of how meritless it is?
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:02 am to BeepNode
Gordon hasn’t stepped foot in a courtroom since 2000
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:05 am to BeepNode
As Gordon likes to say, about himself, “if you see me in a courtroom, either I’m either lost or I’ve been arrested.”
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:07 am to boosiebadazz
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Fun fact: Gordon has a prize closet his clients get to go in and choose from at the end of their case. Except it’s tiered like at an arcade where you can only choose certain prizes if your case was worth so much. And of course everything is branded and emblazoned with the “G”.
Can you imagine how good the crystal vase with a G on it looks over the fireplace in the double wide?!?
Word on the street is the satin robe is also a popular item.
Absolutely true
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:08 am to boosiebadazz
We need to get Senitrius that robe
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:09 am to NIH
I’ll have to find a Rispone button to put on it too Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:11 am to boosiebadazz
Rispone was the man for the job. Had he won there would be no tort law.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:12 am to Cajun Tifoso
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Fun fact: Gordon has a prize closet
Additional fun fact: if you are a defense lawyer and take a deposition at that office, they will absolutely let you have pretty much whatever you want from the prize room.
They think that shite is funny.
Not going to lie the slippers are actually super comfy.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:14 am to andwesway
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Which one is he? The creeper, or the slow looking one?
He's the one with the non existent chin that gets enhanced on billboards. You can't fake it on commercials.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:16 am to boosiebadazz
no idea they shite canned an old client of mine and i helped her get a tutorship for her grandson's claim and got to review the file
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:17 am to The Hurricane
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Someone told me that Mo Bart hasn’t been in a courtroom in years. Not sure what truth there is to that.
Has been disbarred and no license if I'm not mistaken.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:20 am to YouAre8Up
you're thinking of E Eric, who got his license back a year or so ago
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:28 am to SlowFlowPro
I’ve gotten two clients from Gordon in the last two weeks. Hire a Wal-Mart firm expect Wal-Matt service 
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