Dirtbag genius

This woman I used to work with had a husband who struggled with drugs, but she couldn’t really catch him with drugs. She looked everywhere all through all of his stuff. Ultimately when he confessed she was like, but where did you hide the stuff? I never could find it. He told her that he hid it in her winter coat because she would never look in her stuff for his drugs.

Any other examples of this kind of cleverness?

Obv this transpired when it was warm out.