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Dirtbag genius
Posted on 7/3/26 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 7/3/26 at 2:18 pm
This woman I used to work with had a husband who struggled with drugs, but she couldn’t really catch him with drugs. She looked everywhere all through all of his stuff. Ultimately when he confessed she was like, but where did you hide the stuff? I never could find it. He told her that he hid it in her winter coat because she would never look in her stuff for his drugs.
Any other examples of this kind of cleverness?
Obv this transpired when it was warm out.
Any other examples of this kind of cleverness?
Obv this transpired when it was warm out.
This post was edited on 7/3/26 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 7/3/26 at 2:19 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:takes notes gif
This woman I used to work with had a husband who struggled with drugs, but she couldn’t really catch him with drugs. She looked everywhere all through all of his stuff. Ultimately when he confessed she was like, but where did you hide the stuff? I never could find it. He told her that he hid it in her winter coat because she would never look in her stuff for his drugs.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 2:23 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:women are incompetent at nearly everything. More news at 10!!!!
This woman I used to work with had a husband who struggled with drugs, but she couldn’t really catch him with drugs. She looked everywhere all through all of his stuff.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 3:57 pm to baybeefeetz
Just hide it in the cleaning supplies, will never get touched.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 4:09 pm to baybeefeetz
Eventually they will find it.
My wife used to be cool with weed, then one day she wasn't. So I pretty much quit too. But at an event, a close friend simply gifted me a pretty decent amount. I hid it inside of a folded up patio umbrella I had already sawed off for use in a rod holder in an old jonboat, laying on it's side in the basement by the HVAC unit, electrical panel, water heater, filters, and some other hardware/camping/fishing stuff.
The only way I know she found it is I went looking for it one night, and it was gone.
She never said a word. I haven't said a word.
But she somehow someway found it and got rid of it.
My wife used to be cool with weed, then one day she wasn't. So I pretty much quit too. But at an event, a close friend simply gifted me a pretty decent amount. I hid it inside of a folded up patio umbrella I had already sawed off for use in a rod holder in an old jonboat, laying on it's side in the basement by the HVAC unit, electrical panel, water heater, filters, and some other hardware/camping/fishing stuff.
The only way I know she found it is I went looking for it one night, and it was gone.
She never said a word. I haven't said a word.
But she somehow someway found it and got rid of it.
This post was edited on 7/3/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 7/3/26 at 4:12 pm to baybeefeetz
This teenage dirtbag I know somehow got the hot chick to go to an Iron Maiden show. Still don’t know how he managed that.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 5:03 pm to baybeefeetz
Next level dirtbag genius is finding a woman that is ok with you doing drugs.

Posted on 7/3/26 at 5:58 pm to KirbySmartass
Weed Guy can't renew his license plate on time, hold a regular job for more than 9 months, or keep his car insurance up to date. These routine things of everyday life are far beyond his capacity to accomplish.
But, in my 30 year road patrol career, I ran into some grow houses that would make an electrical engineer from Rensselaer jealous. When it comes to growing the devil's lettuce, Weed Guy turns into Nikola Tesla.
But, in my 30 year road patrol career, I ran into some grow houses that would make an electrical engineer from Rensselaer jealous. When it comes to growing the devil's lettuce, Weed Guy turns into Nikola Tesla.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 6:36 pm to baybeefeetz
I keep my drugs in the drawer where my wife keeps her thong underwear. She'll never find them :/
Posted on 7/3/26 at 6:48 pm to baybeefeetz
Well some Florida woman was arrested recently who said a person whom she was involved intimately with must have left a bag of drugs up her anus.
This post was edited on 7/3/26 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 7/3/26 at 6:49 pm to SuperSaint
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women are incompetent at nearly everything. More news at 10!!!!
Your heel/face turn (which one depends on your lens) has been incredible to watch. I think a lot of people never even noticed.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 6:55 pm to baybeefeetz
I hid my lettuce in Rock albums as a teenager. Knew it would be safe there. Could squeeze half an oz. in one.
This post was edited on 7/3/26 at 6:56 pm
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