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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:33 pm to nuwaydawg
My longtime ex-gf didn't drive at all, so I did all the driving, and commanded the radio and the arm rest. She trusted my driving implicitly.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:25 pm to fallguy_1978
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Mine took out the awning at daycare years ago. She's backed into the garage door and the damn house too.
In the 14 years we've been together I'd estimate - 8 tickets, 4 red light camera tickets, 5-6 at-fault accidents.
That's just fricking awful.
What does she say for herself? At some point, she has to concede with the fact that only a fricking retard would do this.
This retardedness can't just be contained to driving. She has to be a dumb frick in other areas as well. My condolences.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:15 am to nuwaydawg
I have no idea. She isn’t allowed to drive if I’m in the car.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:48 am to nuwaydawg
Me: no accidents that were my fault in the last 25 years. I drive fast, yes, but at the same time I'm also cognizant of my surroundings and my driving with the cars around me and us getting from point A to point B safe with all the cars around me being safe is priority number one. I have a sense of urgency to get places because I don't like to fiddle fart around and take longer than I have to in getting somewhere (i.e. when the light turns green, I like to be going forward) When I'm in a major city, I realize that you have to be even more of an alpha than normal behind the wheel.
Wife: drives much slower, less cognizant of what's going on around her. She has been in several accidents (including wasting a tire on a curb) because her driving is apparently not her priority most the time as much as the conversation she's having or the phone or whatever. She's a nervous fricking wreck behind the wheel and loves drama with other drivers. She will let a driver ruin an afternoon for her. She has battle marks all around her vehicle as proof. And when she's driving in a major city, she has to pull over and let me do it because she has no clue how to be aggressive and an alpha behind the wheel.
And when I'm driving, she is a terrible backseat driver. She gets all weirded out with my speed and when I brake, etc.
Wife: drives much slower, less cognizant of what's going on around her. She has been in several accidents (including wasting a tire on a curb) because her driving is apparently not her priority most the time as much as the conversation she's having or the phone or whatever. She's a nervous fricking wreck behind the wheel and loves drama with other drivers. She will let a driver ruin an afternoon for her. She has battle marks all around her vehicle as proof. And when she's driving in a major city, she has to pull over and let me do it because she has no clue how to be aggressive and an alpha behind the wheel.
And when I'm driving, she is a terrible backseat driver. She gets all weirded out with my speed and when I brake, etc.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:02 am to nuwaydawg
My wife speeds up to stop at traffic lights and stop signs. Then takes off going from 0-60 in 1.5 seconds.
She also backed into the garage door when she forgot to raise it.
She also backed into the garage door when she forgot to raise it.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:22 am to LSU6262
Some of these guys actually let women drive them around? I think we've found problem #1.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:24 am to fallguy_1978
Housemate
Wants to leave one car length for every 10 mph.
Rides brakes.
Drives 5 or 10 mph under limit.
She was rear ended on 101 last year. Lol.
Me: trying out for dukes of hazard ky.
Wants to leave one car length for every 10 mph.
Rides brakes.
Drives 5 or 10 mph under limit.
She was rear ended on 101 last year. Lol.
Me: trying out for dukes of hazard ky.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:30 am to nuwaydawg
I pump gas.
She somehow, magically does not pump gas.
She somehow, magically does not pump gas.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:33 am to nuwaydawg
I drive a basic 2003 work truck. No bells and whistles. Never been in a wreck, never hit anything.
She drives a 2017 loaded out Cherokee. Back and side cameras, all sorts of detectors and alarms. Hits or runs along everything in sight.
Her car looks 20 years old. Mine looks brand new.
She drives a 2017 loaded out Cherokee. Back and side cameras, all sorts of detectors and alarms. Hits or runs along everything in sight.
Her car looks 20 years old. Mine looks brand new.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 9:34 am
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:14 am to nuwaydawg
She likes to actually speed up before braking...tf?
She isn't a bad driver but does think two steps ahead sometimes. I think it's riding for years I learned to know what was happening around me at all times while riding so it transfers to driving. Haven't been in a car accident since I was 16. Two motorcycle accidents though. One my fault one the other driver rear ended me at a stop light.
She isn't a bad driver but does think two steps ahead sometimes. I think it's riding for years I learned to know what was happening around me at all times while riding so it transfers to driving. Haven't been in a car accident since I was 16. Two motorcycle accidents though. One my fault one the other driver rear ended me at a stop light.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:18 am to soccerfüt
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Her (no pics)
Long trips always asks to drive and I always decline, she then will read or sleep and I can rub one, two, or three out...
It's almost the same when we take a trip. She doesn't sleep, and I don't do the rubbing though.
Fun lady. Congrats, baw.
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