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re: Did anyone ever work as a pizza delivery driver? Any good stories?
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:18 pm to Supermoto Tiger
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:18 pm to Supermoto Tiger
Never delivered pizzas myself but my good friend did while we were in high school. One time he went to a house and they were throwing a party. They didn't have money to tip so they invited him in to smoke weed and drink with them.
Needless to say he invited me over, I went over to this random house played beer pong, ended up making out with a random chick and left. My buddies boss never found out he did that either
Good times.
Needless to say he invited me over, I went over to this random house played beer pong, ended up making out with a random chick and left. My buddies boss never found out he did that either
Good times. 
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:21 pm to REB BEER
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I delivered a pizza and a fine college aged girl answered the door in a towel and when she went to pay me, her towel fell off.
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I guess she was some kind of flasher/exhibitionist.
You didn't hit that?
That's the international sign that she wants to pretend she's in a porno.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:24 pm to Captain Ron
I went to this cool pizza party. I drew a pic of it.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:26 pm to goldennugget
I delivered pizza for two months. I had an older woman answer the door wearing nothing but panties. She shouted out when she saw me. Apparently, her pizza was always delivered by this other driver who was, for lack of a better word, a hunk. I'm not, so I was treated accordingly.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:29 pm to goldennugget
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making up BS
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One good story though is we had a person who was really bad about trying to get stuff for free. They would always find something to complain about their pizza/food and attempt us to get them to comp it or give them free pizza in the future. This happened for a few weeks but eventually the owner(who was the awesomest guy in the world, middle eastern dude who didn't put up with crap from customers) got pissed off and figured them out and sent me and another guy over to their house to throw a box of tomatoes at it. The people thought we were going by to give them a new pizza(they claimed the pizza had all the cheese stuck to the lid of the box, which wasn't true) and instead we hit their house with tomatoes. Was awesome.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:30 pm to AUCE05
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Is this TD's version of IAMA?
I'm pretty sure I've seen this as an Ask Reddit topic.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:30 pm to goldennugget
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What drove me nuts is when someone would order a pizza then have their little 5 year old kid answer the door and pay for it so they could stiff me. They would use their kid as a prop to shield themselves from the negative effects of stiffing.
You don't get rich or stay rich by throwing money around.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:31 pm to Deactived
Big Sausage Pizzas for all the fine ladies.
Dumbest porn site ever.
Dumbest porn site ever.Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:32 pm to Peazey
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I'm pretty sure I fricked up his change. He was pretty nice though.
So you are the one that started him on the road to financial ruin.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:40 pm to goldennugget
I delivered for Plucker's in college. Nothing too interesting.
We always had to delever to a deaf guy in Brook Hollow. He would never answer the door, because he couldn't hear us knocking or didn't see his phone was ringing. It was always a pain in the arse, but made me laugh.
I also had to deliver to the president streets a few times in the middle of the night and I didn't think I was going to come back alive. At one house the guy answered the door like Eddie Murphy in the Mr Robinson's Neighborhood skit, "WHO IS IT". Dude came out in a hospital gown with blood all over it. When he realized it was Plucker's, he went get a Crown Royal bag from under his couch and pulled out a wad of 100's to pay. I told them I'd never go past north campus again.
We always had to delever to a deaf guy in Brook Hollow. He would never answer the door, because he couldn't hear us knocking or didn't see his phone was ringing. It was always a pain in the arse, but made me laugh.
I also had to deliver to the president streets a few times in the middle of the night and I didn't think I was going to come back alive. At one house the guy answered the door like Eddie Murphy in the Mr Robinson's Neighborhood skit, "WHO IS IT". Dude came out in a hospital gown with blood all over it. When he realized it was Plucker's, he went get a Crown Royal bag from under his couch and pulled out a wad of 100's to pay. I told them I'd never go past north campus again.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:49 pm to KG6
I had a friend who delivered pizzas in college. It was a football Saturday but an away game for Auburn so he was crazy busy. He did not eat before going in and did not have time to the whole day and night.
He was delivering a large pizza and opened it and snuck the smallest piece out and ate it. He then attempted to push the pizza back together but of course it did not fit and looked terrible.
He rang the bell and ran back to the car before they could pay him. He was scared they would call and complaine but they never did.
He was delivering a large pizza and opened it and snuck the smallest piece out and ate it. He then attempted to push the pizza back together but of course it did not fit and looked terrible.
He rang the bell and ran back to the car before they could pay him. He was scared they would call and complaine but they never did.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:50 pm to LSUnowhas2
That was actually after he started doing poorly financially. He was living in nice but fairly small apartment.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:50 pm to bird35
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He rang the bell and ran back to the car before they could pay him. He was scared they would call and complaine but they never did.
I don't know, but that me LOL, literally.
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