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re: Death Row inmate eats entire Bible as his last meal

Posted on 4/28/17 at 8:18 am to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68539 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 8:18 am to
The website in general seems phony
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
6344 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 8:23 am to
Fare thee well.
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
845 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:23 am to
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What 5 pieces of shite downvoted that post???


Probably the only five that knows that the story is fake. Scroll down to the bottom of the site. It even tells you.

Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21290 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:27 am to
And the word was made food.
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:30 am to
Killed two Nun's no matter how much of the Good book ole baw eats, he is going to burn HOT!
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:30 am to
makes more sense now!
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:53 am to
nice looking fella
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31494 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:58 am to
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He'll enjoy the flames soon enough after they inject him.


not trying to start a religious thing here, but do people really think that there is a place some people go after they die where they're conscious enough to feel pain and sit in fire for eternity?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76849 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:04 pm to
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not trying to start a religious thing here,

Yes you are. Just own it.

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do people really think that there is a place some people go after they die where they're conscious enough to feel pain and sit in fire for eternity?

No. No one believes this. Why do you ask?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66237 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:06 pm to
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Death Row inmate eats entire Bible as his last meal


Maybe he needed to freshen his breath a little.
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:08 pm to
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As in no story on the page is real.
They see set up to test the reading comprehension and fact finding analysis of the local populace. By sharing them as news you fail the test

As did everyone posting in here who clearly didn't click on the article.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29351 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:26 pm to
So if that guy weren't going to die tomorrow....he'd have a helluva time getting a job I'd imagine.

ETA And you got me a-hole

quote:

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This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 12:27 pm
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
13795 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:49 pm to
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Kill them all and let God sort them out



Exactly.

All this worry about painful electrocutions and botched shots making the worst of humanity suffer...

Lets just use a 5 pound hammer and hit them on the top of the head. We could setup something like whack a mole and do 4-5 at a time.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:54 pm to
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Am I the only one who finds it funny the ink stops at his receding hairline? Like he was really hoping it would grow back one day.


It's kind of interesting actually. You get a snapshot of where his hairline was before entering prison.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:55 pm to
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Lets just use a 5 pound hammer and hit them on the top of the head. We could setup something like whack a mole and do 4-5 at a time


Would you be willing to do the killing?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
13795 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:57 pm to
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Would you be willing to do the killing?


I think the family of the victim should be given the opportunity.

Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5412 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:25 pm to
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Much better story
How is this not an OT topic or at least a WYHI thread?
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:30 pm to
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Killed two Nun's no matter how much of the Good book ole baw eats, he is going to burn HOT!


Actually, no he didnt. The whole story is fake including that part. They just took a crazy looking dudes photo and made up the rest.
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31494 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 4:37 pm to
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No. No one believes this. Why do you ask?


Because someone typed this.

quote:

He'll enjoy the flames soon enough after they inject him.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 4:40 pm to
For a $40 meal, he could have eaten the Koran as well.
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