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re: Dear white people...you have to stop naming your kids stupid crap

Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Got a baby shower invitation yesterday


I'm not your everyday a-hole.... but that's gay as frick! Reason #314 to always be a Son Of A Bitch...Then people wouldn't send dumb shite like that to your house.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:55 pm to
No offense, but I think black people take the cake when it comes to made-up dumb arse names.

"Please meet my daughters, Sherricka and Detricia."
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:56 pm to
Only acceptable if he's named after the Nissan Titan.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:57 pm to
The worst I've heard was Fahren... as in Fahrenheit

Although my nephew's name is Brayden... yes my half-brother is trash
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50839 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 12:57 pm to
Olaf is an awesome name
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23601 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:00 pm to
At least they didn't spell it Tityn
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Olaf is an awesome name


Especially if you want to be named after a bucktoothed snowman.

Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:03 pm to
I named my boy Saint but recently had to go through the formal process of changing his name after realizing it was a racially insensitive name.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Easy now, my kids Dolphin and Seahawk are great kids.


I bet Cowboy, Eagle and Giant all hate each other
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74616 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:07 pm to
The thing I've noticed about girl names now (I keep the book for my daughter's 8U softball team so I see a lot of little girl names now) is that they try to take a simple name like "Kaylee" and spell it "Kaieleigh" or "Amy" and spell it ""Aimeigh". The other night I say a girl named Cindy except it was spelled "Cyndeigh". It like the "it" thing now is to make sure your daughter has "eigh" in her name.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82386 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23186 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:09 pm to
I would love to know how many posters have kids named Brayden, Cayden, etc.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74616 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:11 pm to
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Cayden


I had to put together the draft for our local teeball league about 3 years ago. I'll bet there were at least a dozen kids with that name and not a damn one of them spelled it the same.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23186 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:15 pm to
Tragic and I completely believe it. I'm all for it, though. It lets me know about the type of people who raised them so I can make easier prejudicial decisions about them.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6176 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:15 pm to
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Yup. I agree


Trayvon
Sterling
Alton
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:20 pm to
I was thinking of changing my kids names to Lee, Beauregard and Joan.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:21 pm to
At least the Asians know what decent names are.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14616 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:22 pm to
The first check should be: would I really want that name for myself as the teacher calls it out loud in the classroom?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82386 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:25 pm to
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At least the Asians know what decent names are.



That was the part that made the joke a classic.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 5/21/17 at 1:27 pm to
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Wait...they have 3 other kids???? Why the frick are they having a baby shower then? That in itself is tacky as frick.

Maybe it isn't a traditional baby shower, especially since men are invited. Maybe just a BBQ/celebration or something.
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