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re: Dear Facebook, I love cats... I could be a cat lady. Lol

Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:55 am to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:55 am to
Wait, you are a guy? Who knew?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:57 am to
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but I whooped their asses if they jumped up on the counter. Now they know it's a no-go zone - at least while I'm there.


They are too good at pest control, I let them have free rein as long as they arent scratching anything or knocking stuff over.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 6:26 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:02 am to
This entire thread is a new low for the OT.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:09 am to
An animal that walks in its own shite on my counters? Gross as frick, but obligatory:

Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:09 am to
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71805 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:12 am to
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Get your cats off the counter, clean the kitchen, put the bottle away and go get some sleep.




Solid advice
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:29 am to
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An animal that walks in its own shite on my counters


Mine dont walk in their own shite. They just throw dirt over it.

Kitty litter boxes are nasty as frick.

My cats do their business outside.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 6:30 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:31 am to
bruh that cat digs around in his own shite then gets on your counter.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9290 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:24 am to
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But I finally manage to pick her up, take it from her, and dispose of it outside with a hammer...


This is the part that confuses me... Killing the mouse with a hammer?

Wouldn't that be a nasty bloody SPLAT?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:28 am to
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bruh that cat digs around in his own shite then gets on your counter.


No, he doesn't. He shits in the yard. Walks a couple of feet forward. Then he scratches the dirt to throw it back over it.

Either way, I clean my counters all the time while I'm cooking.

I'm way more worried about salmanella from chicken than e. coli from my cats feet.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 7:30 am
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:33 am to
Our cat, Tuck, kicks all kind of arse. He stays outside though because he gets stir crazy in the house and wrecks shop in there. He got rid of our mole problem in just a week or two after getting him.

Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:38 am to
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cat

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mouse

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At this point it's a game to her. And she plays with it quite a while.


That's interesting. I wonder if someone, someday will come up with a clever name for such actions.

I'd like to put forth "a game of cat and mouse," but I'm not clever.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:56 am to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:01 am to
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This is the part that confuses me... Killing the mouse with a hammer? 

Wouldn't that be a nasty bloody SPLAT?


Eh... kind of.. not as much as you would think. Just had to wipe the hammer off.

Dont get me wrong, it wasnt fun.

And I really didnt have a plan in mind when I took it from her.

But that seemed the simplest and easiest. Just a quick tap to the head on the corner of the driveway.

This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 8:03 am
Posted by T Dan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:04 am to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:06 am to
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I'd like to put forth "a game of cat and mouse," but I'm not clever.


It's really not a game, cat always wins in the long run.


Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:09 am to
Cats are great. We lost ours a few months ago
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:09 am to
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Our cat, Tuck, kicks all kind of arse. He stays outside though because he gets stir crazy in the house and wrecks shop in there. 


Yeah Pete and Cream go in and out regularly. They do go crazy if you keep them inside all the time. That's how your blinds get destroyed.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 8:10 am
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 9:02 am to
You let the cat on your counter and table then have the audacity to say you’re clean?

Yeah okay Taylor Swift
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12211 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 9:39 am to
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go be a Georgia fan if you love dogs THAT much.


go be a Georgia fan if you can stand to bury beloved mascot dogs THAT often.

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