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Dear Facebook, I love cats... I could be a cat lady. Lol

Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:32 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:32 am
No, honestly I love that they have job.

We live in the country (kind of). And eventhough we keep a very clean house (food put away and sealed shortly after dinner, sweep and mop every weekend along with spot clean throughout the week, wipe counters down regularly, etc) we still have a mouse pop up from time to time.

Saw one last night when I opened the pantry. Both of my cats (Pete and Cream) were outside. I went and grabbed Cream real quick.. but the mouse disappeared in the time being.

So tonight I'm cooking, etc. And out of the corner of my eye I see the mouse scurry... and then boom... Cream comes out of nowhere like a Ninja and has it.

At this point it's a game to her. And she plays with it quite a while. But I finally manage to pick her up, take it from her, and dispose of it outside with a hammer...

Lots of treats for Cream after that.

Plus she is really sweet and loving. Except to my other cat Pete.

This explains their relationship.









Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:38 am to
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:40 am to
Nasty AF

An animal on your kitchen counter
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:45 am to
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Nasty AF 

An animal on your kitchen counter


OMG, the horror.

I bet you touch things everyday that people who have shite particles on their hands have touched...

I bet you eat at restaurants that your food is prepped by people that didnt wash their hands well.

And you probably have mice in your house and on your countertops while you sleep.




This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 4:53 am
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:55 am to
All true

But I don't have a nasty arse cat laying on my counter
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:59 am to
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But I don't have a nasty arse cat laying on my counter


And I dont have mice shitting and pissing under my fridge, under my cabinets, etc.

I'll take the cats.

They shite and piss outside and dont carry diseases.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 5:02 am
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
93983 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:02 am to
Bro...have you just been drinking all night, and this is the culmination of the thoughts you’ve been having while shitfaced in your kitchen?

Get your cats off the counter, clean the kitchen, put the bottle away and go get some sleep.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:04 am to
I work nights Rummy. Didnt get off til 12.

And my cats are pretty clean.

Most of yall probably let a dog lick your hand and then touch something that you or someone else will put in their mouth.

And that dog just licked its assshole minutes before.

This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 5:08 am
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
93983 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:05 am to
Just because you were working doesn’t mean your weren’t drinking! lol
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:08 am to
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Just because you were working doesn’t mean your weren’t drinking! lol


Well, I am off tomorrow. Work 4-10s.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:16 am to
Nice pussies.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8864 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:18 am to
Dig, poop, cover
Dig, poop, cover
Dig, poop, cover
Kill rodents with paws.
Come inside, walk on counters
Lay down. Lick myself.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:20 am to
Thanks! I also have a few bitches as well.

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:23 am to
quote:

Dig, poop, cover 
Dig, poop, cover 
Dig, poop, cover 
Kill rodents with paws. 
Come inside, walk on counters 
Lay down. Lick myself.


I like dogs and cats.

I literally saw Cream shite in the yard, cover it up, and then my wifes dog Pepper go eat it afterwards.

I've never seen Pete or Cream eat shite.

This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 5:24 am
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:26 am to
Just realized you have Pete the Cat
My son loves those books

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:33 am to
Pete was adopted and came with the name. That's probably where he got it from though.

Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11448 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:34 am to
Get your T checked baw. There's a whole lot not right with what you have posted
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:46 am to
Hahah that’s an awesome story.

I don’t understand bunch of you goobers hate cats but cheer for a team with a cat as a mascot go be a Georgia fan if you love dogs THAT much.

Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30188 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:51 am to
I really like my cats, but I whooped their asses if they jumped up on the counter. Now they know it's a no-go zone - at least while I'm there. I'm sure they get on it when I'm not around because they're inherently assholes.

We don't get mice, but if any bugs make it in the house, then they're dealt with quickly by the cats.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:55 am to
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We don't get mice, but if any bugs make it in the house, then they're dealt with quickly by the cats


Yeah, Pete and cream take care of bugs on a daily basis.
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