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Deadly ‘Megaspider’ can penetrate human fingernails with 1-inch fangs
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:12 pm
Definitely have no desire to go to Australia
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A zoo in Somersby, Australia was left flabbergasted after receiving an anonymous donation of a giant funnel web spider — armed with powerful fangs that can pierce a human fingernail.
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Footage uploaded by the zoo shows the Shelob-esque spider ominously posed next to hats, coins and other objects to showcase its massive size. At one point it rears up like a cobra to flash humongous fangs, which can reportedly penetrate a human fingernail.
quote:Hell, I want one as a pet now
Despite their creepy countenance, funnel webs generally prefer to eat cockroaches, millipedes and other arthropods, which they detect via silken trip lines placed outside their burrows.
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Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Baw, these spiders been in Nat Geo magazines before Nat Geo was a TV channel.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Yeah frick that
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Metal AF.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Take a flamethrower to that exhibit and do the world a favor
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:17 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:35 pm to DemonKA3268
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Deadly ‘Megaspider’ can penetrate human
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:39 pm to DemonKA3268
Never came across any of the funnel webs face to face. Did squish some red backs and white tails though. If we saw a huntsman we catch those and put them in the garden. They were ugly as sin but ate the skeeters and harmless to humans.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:45 pm to TheFonz
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Never came across any of the funnel webs face to face
The funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:45 pm to DemonKA3268
but can it penetrate the bottom of my boot? 
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:56 pm to DemonKA3268
I feel pretty confident that the Good Lord never intended for people to inhabit Australia considering all the terrifying and deadly shite he put there.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 4:51 pm to DemonKA3268
Every animal species on Australia can kill you.
They need a meteor strike.
They need a meteor strike.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 4:59 pm to DemonKA3268
Now that is a reason to be quarantined.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 5:02 pm to DemonKA3268
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Hell, I want one as a pet now
They eat them in china. They're good for the libido.*
*I don't know if any of that is true, but it sounds like something the chinese would do.
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