re: CSB: Weird movie theater experience

Posted by CptRusty

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:39 am to WG_Dawg

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WG_Dawg

gotta love it when spineless people assume you're lying because they don't have the sack to carry out whatever you're describing.

Everything happened exactly as I described.

Posted by CptRusty

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:42 am to Mr. Misanthrope

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Have you advanced a theory to account for the mysterious squirming? Someone mentioned lice but one wonders if lice could prosper in the environment you describe.

I have not. In fact, part of the reason I refrained from speaking was because I genuinely thought the two girls to be mentally handicapped (and at the time I thought this accounted for the squirming). When the lights came on I was quite surprised to see both daughters were perfectly lucid.

Posted by WG_Dawg

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:50 am to CptRusty

quote:
gotta love it when spineless people assume you're lying because they don't have the sack to carry out whatever you're describing

So I'm spineless because:

1)I wouldn't kick someone in the back of the head
2)I don't believe that you kicked a stranger in the back of the head

Got it.

2 ...

Posted by CptRusty

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:01 am to WG_Dawg

glad we have an understanding

Posted by Pirate Diver

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:08 am to QJenk

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But the worst experience with a movie theater I do have,I went to a pretty old theater somewhere because I seen at that certain time the tickets would only be $4.00. But you honestly get what you paid for. I was the ONLY person there at the movie. The chair I sat in was broke, and I nearly hurt myself when I fell. Not to mention the sound on the movie didnt work. So I had to go find a manager to inquire. It took a good 15 minutes for them to get the movie to work. And then the movie skipped at some points. I honestly felt like I was watching a bootleg movie. And then not to mention the theater smelled bad. I was so happy to get out of that theater. For my bad experience they gave me a coupon for a free movie. Needless to say i through that in the trash.

This reminded me of the books when we were little..."See spot run. Run spot run."

Posted by NOX

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:30 am to CptRusty

as i am eating my morning greek yogurt at the office... i read this OP.

thanks.

Posted by haveagreatday

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:31 am to ruzil

and this is another reason i dont go to theaters, I would rather wait 6 months for the Netflix release than listen to 50 fat people eat packing peanuts all at the same time

Posted by TheIndulger

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:02 am to WG_Dawg

Kicking her in the head was probably a reactionary jerk of his foot when he realized she was caressing it, and since it was crossed over his knee, her head was close to it and it hit her.

Am I right rusty?

This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 10:03 am

Posted by CptRusty

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:12 am to TheIndulger

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Kicking her in the head was probably a reactionary jerk of his foot when he realized she was caressing it, and since it was crossed over his knee, her head was close to it and it hit her.

Am I right rusty?

Correct although it wasn't accidental. But keep in mind I didn't "kick" her so much as smack her with my foot sharply. The intent wasn't to hurt her, but rather to remind her she's in fricking public and this behavior is not OK.

Posted by colorchangintiger

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 11:03 am to CptRusty

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Can the OT top that? Let's hear it.

I might know who this family is.

Slowflow and I have talked about them before on here, we went to high school with them. Husband, wife, and two daughters. Dad was a chemist professor who believed tap water was carcinogenic so they never bathed. The youngest daughter was in a few of my classes. She openly fingered herself in class one day and asked my point blank on several occasions what I masturbated to. Whenever the teachers would discipline her, her mom would come up to school and go crazy at the administration for not letting her daughter express herself. Threaten law suits and shite. The older daughter got arrested a couple months ago for cyberstalking.

This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 11:08 am

Posted by YouAre8Up

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 11:33 am to TIGRLEE

Posted by Mr. Misanthrope

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 11:45 am to Kcrad

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It was me. Lice would love and prosper in that environment. Typhus is the next step in the lice parade.

I defer to your wisdom.

Posted by CptRusty

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 11:53 am to YouAre8Up

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YouAre8Up

It's her!

Posted by BeaverPRO

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Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:08 pm to LSUZombie

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Saw Godzilla yesterday at 2:10. Maybe 15 people in the theater and the entire experience was enjoyable.

I did this with the latest Thor movie, and I was the first person in the theater...what did the other 6 people in the theater do, proceed to sit right in front of and behind me