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Posted on 5/25/14 at 10:52 pm to drunkenpunkin
I got one.
About 2-3 years ago when that freaky pseudo documentary alien abduction movie, The Fourth Kind, came out I went to go see it @ Celebrity (old Grand Cinema on Jones Creek/George O'Neal. It was the 10:15/10:30 pm show on the 2nd night it was out (Sat night). Wife went to bed early (plus there was NO WAY she was going to see that movie & shite herself in public) so I was flying solo. Walk in theater & it's just me, which by this point was a little unnerving as I had been psyching myself up for this flick. Right b/f the lights went down, a 50 year old lady w/ a big picture of Jesus on the back of her shirt walks in & sits 3 rows in front of me. I'm thinking at least now the Son of a God will protect me from being abducted by aliens.
She turns around & the following convo ensues:
Her - "have u seen this movie yet?"
Me - "No. Didn't it JUST come out last night?"
Her - "Yes. I saw it last night & I just HAD to come see it again."
Me - "Oh . . . . Okay. It's that good, huh?
Her - "Well, it is, but also . . . (Long pause) . . . I've had some weird stuff happen to me too."
Me - (voice cracking) . . Oh, really?"
Her - "Yeah, I'm don't want to say I've been abducted by aliens . . . but . . . I'm pretty sure I was once . . .
Me - (crickets)
Thankfully the lights went down @ that time & she turned back around. At this pointed I'm too freaked our to walk out so I call my wife to tell her this story & she proceeds to simultaneously cuss me for waking her & laugh @ me for being a puss.
Anyway, blood pressure slowly returned to normal & enjoyed the movie. The end.
About 2-3 years ago when that freaky pseudo documentary alien abduction movie, The Fourth Kind, came out I went to go see it @ Celebrity (old Grand Cinema on Jones Creek/George O'Neal. It was the 10:15/10:30 pm show on the 2nd night it was out (Sat night). Wife went to bed early (plus there was NO WAY she was going to see that movie & shite herself in public) so I was flying solo. Walk in theater & it's just me, which by this point was a little unnerving as I had been psyching myself up for this flick. Right b/f the lights went down, a 50 year old lady w/ a big picture of Jesus on the back of her shirt walks in & sits 3 rows in front of me. I'm thinking at least now the Son of a God will protect me from being abducted by aliens.
She turns around & the following convo ensues:
Her - "have u seen this movie yet?"
Me - "No. Didn't it JUST come out last night?"
Her - "Yes. I saw it last night & I just HAD to come see it again."
Me - "Oh . . . . Okay. It's that good, huh?
Her - "Well, it is, but also . . . (Long pause) . . . I've had some weird stuff happen to me too."
Me - (voice cracking) . . Oh, really?"
Her - "Yeah, I'm don't want to say I've been abducted by aliens . . . but . . . I'm pretty sure I was once . . .
Me - (crickets)
Thankfully the lights went down @ that time & she turned back around. At this pointed I'm too freaked our to walk out so I call my wife to tell her this story & she proceeds to simultaneously cuss me for waking her & laugh @ me for being a puss.
Anyway, blood pressure slowly returned to normal & enjoyed the movie. The end.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 11:52 pm to CptRusty
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there are some illiterate Mother frickers on this site.
Fixed it for you.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 12:00 am to Kcrad
I always thought of motherfricker as a compound word.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 12:29 am to CptRusty
Reminds me of an old X-Files. Did they put the momma in the trunk of the car when they left?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:15 am to CptRusty
I love living in Scottsdale where this shite doesn't happen!
Posted on 5/26/14 at 2:05 am to CptRusty
Walking out of a nice, new movie theater and suddenly realizing that you're in Gonzales,La near the corner of Airline and Burnside /Thread
Posted on 5/26/14 at 2:45 am to drunkenpunkin
Posted on 5/26/14 at 7:06 am to kingbob
How is that place? With it being in Ascension Parish I was afraid they were going to find a way to go cheap and redneck on it. Is it nice big theaters?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 7:19 am to CptRusty
I'm the same way. I think it from saying it. The quicker, the more effective.
No hard feelings, no one's prefact.
No hard feelings, no one's prefact.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 7:24 am to UL-SabanRival
Seems to be a trend. So I've been told.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 7:33 am to Mr. Misanthrope
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Did they put the momma in the trunk of the car when they left?
I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised after what I witnessed.
More CSB: the events of the theater were discussed afterwards over beer n brats, and we came to the conclusion that the reason really fat people smell so bad is because they can't reach around to wipe their own arse. Think about it. Search your feelings....you know this to be true.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:07 am to CptRusty
quote:
More CSB: the events of the theater were discussed afterwards over beer n brats, and we came to the conclusion that the reason really fat people smell so bad is because they can't reach around to wipe their own arse. Think about it. Search your feelings....you know this to be true.
Thought about it, searched feelings and must acknowledge the possibility. Your theory is also supported by a Steve Harvey routine on that very same topic.
Have you advanced a theory to account for the mysterious squirming? Someone mentioned lice but one wonders if lice could prosper in the environment you describe.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:28 am to notiger1997
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quote:
I've never had a negative experience at canal place in Nola
Yeah, it kicks arse. No trash or rednecks because it might cost them an extra $2.
Extra price is damn worth it to keep the riff raff out
Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:32 am to RealityTiger
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How is that place? With it being in Ascension Parish I was afraid they were going to find a way to go cheap and redneck on it. Is it nice big theaters?
Yep. It's just a nice, modern, clean facility. I don't know how great it's going to he after a few years, but it's pretty great now.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:33 am to Mr. Misanthrope
I dont really have any bad experiences because of people. Ive been to the movies plenty of times at primetime hours yet Ive never really had a bad experience.
But the worst experience with a movie theater I do have,I went to a pretty old theater somewhere because I seen at that certain time the tickets would only be $4.00. But you honestly get what you paid for. I was the ONLY person there at the movie. The chair I sat in was broke, and I nearly hurt myself when I fell. Not to mention the sound on the movie didnt work. So I had to go find a manager to inquire. It took a good 15 minutes for them to get the movie to work. And then the movie skipped at some points. I honestly felt like I was watching a bootleg movie. And then not to mention the theater smelled bad. I was so happy to get out of that theater. For my bad experience they gave me a coupon for a free movie. Needless to say i through that in the trash.
But the worst experience with a movie theater I do have,I went to a pretty old theater somewhere because I seen at that certain time the tickets would only be $4.00. But you honestly get what you paid for. I was the ONLY person there at the movie. The chair I sat in was broke, and I nearly hurt myself when I fell. Not to mention the sound on the movie didnt work. So I had to go find a manager to inquire. It took a good 15 minutes for them to get the movie to work. And then the movie skipped at some points. I honestly felt like I was watching a bootleg movie. And then not to mention the theater smelled bad. I was so happy to get out of that theater. For my bad experience they gave me a coupon for a free movie. Needless to say i through that in the trash.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 12:34 am to REG861
Went to the Grand Cinema in BR back in the day to see Twister. I was in college
4 or 5 teenage boys in the first row were just cutting up a storm as the movie was starting.
All of a sudden we hear this booming voice from the back of the theater...
SHUT THE frick UP or I will personally come up there and throw you all out on your arse !!!!!
The audience applauded and that theater stayed as quiet as can be the rest of the way
4 or 5 teenage boys in the first row were just cutting up a storm as the movie was starting.
All of a sudden we hear this booming voice from the back of the theater...
SHUT THE frick UP or I will personally come up there and throw you all out on your arse !!!!!
The audience applauded and that theater stayed as quiet as can be the rest of the way
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 12:35 am
Posted on 5/27/14 at 5:16 am to billyholawboy
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The Fourth
quote:
it's just me, which by this point was a little unnerving as I had been psyching myself up for this flick
Posted on 5/27/14 at 6:28 am to Mr. Misanthrope
quote:
Thought about it, searched feelings and must acknowledge the possibility. Your theory is also supported by a Steve Harvey routine on that very same topic.
Have you advanced a theory to account for the mysterious squirming? Someone mentioned lice but one wonders if lice could prosper in the environment you describe.
Rag on a stick.
It was me. Lice would love and prosper in that environment. Typhus is the next step in the lice parade.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 7:41 am to CptRusty
They were wriggling in the chairs to scratch that swamp arse itch that would not be satisfied. I would have gotten a refund for another showing - seriously.
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