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re: Craziest online (or in-person) drunk purchase?

Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76392 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
While heavily medicated recovering from surgery I tried to buy a new Marlin 1895 in 45/70 when the new ones had just come out about two years ago. Would have been a wonderful waste of $2k but I couldn’t reach my wallet.

I still want one but still don’t need to waste the money on one.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1847 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:55 pm to
How much nyquil does it take to get that drunk?
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 5:55 pm
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6031 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

What kind of man has an outdoor cat anyway?


What the frick? What kind of man has an INDOOR cat, that doesn’t suck a dick? ( I kid?)

We have a bunch of “barn cats,” and they are awesome at their job, and I do provide them a warm place to crash during the winter.

Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9701 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:09 pm to
1200 dollar tickets to see U2 in Vegas at the sphere. Each.

That was definitely a C'est La Vie moment.

Not a bad show but I could have done with cheaper tickets in the nosebleeds.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Craziest online (or in-person) drunk purchase?
Posted by Dickaroos
Nunya
Member since Feb 2013
484 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:11 pm to
I know a guy that got shite faced and bought a corvette and a boat one night on ebay years ago
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
6988 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:37 pm to
Domino’s pizza dial Rolex Air King. This was before they skyrocketed in price. $3500
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1925 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:38 pm to
A box of 50 PEZ dispensers.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1964 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:42 pm to
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How much nyquil does it take to get that drunk?


For me, just a little above a normal full dose. That stuff does weird things to me, but when I’m really sick and coughing my head off, it’s my go-to for getting some sleep.
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
6370 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:43 pm to
I was once tasked with replacing the kids' little $20 pirate ship play pool that the dog popped. I forgot about it, got drunk one night watching baseball, remembered just before bed, and bought this monstrosity for $600



It's actually one of the best purchases I have ever made for the kids. They love it. It has a pool, water slide, bounce house, and mounted water guns. We've used it for parties and random days every year for 5 years, lent it to friends for their parties, etc.

The look on my wife's face when she figured out how overboard I went on replacing the pirate pool was almost worth it alone.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2968 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:44 pm to
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A guy in my fraternity in college was a trust fund baby and one drunken night we decided we wanted to go fishing so he bought a bass boat online and we went and picked it up in the morning and went fishing


We have a winner, if it wasn't for the trust fund baby part.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 11:21 am to
Only memorable drunken acquisition was the phone number of a gal who was way out of my league.

Would not have attempted if sober.

That gal (now wife, no pics) is still out of my league.
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