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Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by TIGERSby10
Central Lafourche
Member since Nov 2005
7678 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:42 pm to
Cow tipping was a real thing back in the 80's & 90's. Obviously you don't go after a 1,000 lb cow. They just stand there if you walk up slow. They don't chase you after you tip them over. It was something teenagers did for fun (or to brag about doing it). We couldn't sit on our phones all day and had to find something fun to do.

You youngsters are getting more pussified as the decades go by.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30945 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:56 pm to
That's how I met your Mom.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4809 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:00 pm to
Cow tipping is making a comeback at Hooters
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13472 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:06 pm to
Snipe Hunting
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13071 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

I do moo at them from the car window.



Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7570 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

don't be an idiot


I'm out
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2204 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Is this actually a thing? I've always heard about it. Does it actually work? Seems like it would hurt the cows, obviously.


If you know a guy who can tip a cow , don’t get on his bad side.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

No. People that tell you they went cow tipping are liars. Number 1 cows don’t sleep standing up. Number 2 cows have incredible balance for their size. Number 3 they weigh a lot. And you aren’t going to push a cow over. So basically you walk up to a standing, awake, cow that weighs 1200lbs and try to push them over. They can easily .hold their balance.


You’re not a red blooded male if you read this and don’t think to yourself “I bet I could do it”
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:23 pm to
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I’ve heard of eating mushrooms around cow poop
That’s cow tripping
Posted by Hobo Code
Member since Jan 2018
236 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 5:41 pm to
Tried. Doesn’t work. Middle of the night, summer 1993, left Fred’s and went to tip the cows on the levee at the time.They just ran away. I threw up.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 6:05 pm to
Do the cows have to pay taxes on tips
Posted by tuzak
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2018
27 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 6:27 pm to
Cow Tipping is a complete myth.
It all has to do with picking mushrooms from the pasture at night.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7704 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:47 pm to
hey don't want to admit the were stump breaking cows"

I laughed!
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1066 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:05 pm to
The most I will tip a cow is 15 percent before tax.
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