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re: Couple lures theives with Bicycle, then beats them with Bats.

Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:02 am to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:02 am to
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The four victims identified in the investigation suffered injuries described as not life-threatening.



well then, they didn't get much of a beating.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14209 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:02 am to
Would become an interesting "Dark Web" sport. They could video the beatings and then haul the thieves out into the woods, chain them to a tree and post live trail cam videos of them starving to death, or of critters eating their flesh as they died. Would makefor a 3-4 week 24-7 Dark Web video site, many would enjoy viewing.

Would work for porch delivery thieves, too. After you have 3-4 bikes or FexEx deliveries stolen you might actually pay to see such stuff.

Of course, it would need to be on the Dark Web. Maybe someone could offer seminars on how to set of such a web site, for folks who don't understand the technology involved. As I think about it, you could also offer short term leases of your heavy woods, or swamp land to interested parties.

Just kidding, I guess.
This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 10:12 am
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24308 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:17 am to
Heroes
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4169 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:29 am to
I've had two of my kids BMX bikes stolen. I didn't have much money at the time and it really fricking sucked. I'd love to have taken a baseball bat to the frickers that stole those bikes.

Not Guilty your honor.
This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 10:30 am
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4901 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:28 am to
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In the videos, it appears as if the suspects planted a bicycle in the front yard of their residence, unsecured, and waited for someone to try and steal the bicycle,” police said in a written statement. “Once someone tried to steal the bike, the suspects would rush from the house and assault the individual with a baseball bat.


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