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Could you survive what happens to Marv on Home Alone 2?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:20 pm
4 bricks to the forehead from a 20 foot drop
2 nails to the butt, one to the face from a nail gun
a 10 foot drop onto concrete
a rack of paint falling on you
Getting electrocuted
Baw is still going strong
2 nails to the butt, one to the face from a nail gun
a 10 foot drop onto concrete
a rack of paint falling on you
Getting electrocuted
Baw is still going strong
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:22 pm to WaydownSouth
He should have died a dozen times
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:23 pm to WaydownSouth
Kevin is a psychopath.
I wrote a whole parody of what they go through the other year.
Harry Did you know?
They would be dead 3/4 through the first movie
I wrote a whole parody of what they go through the other year.
Harry Did you know?
They would be dead 3/4 through the first movie
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:25 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
He should have died a dozen times
Would have never made it out of Chicago to New York.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:25 pm to WaydownSouth
My dad barely made it out of the theatre without having a heart attack from laughing!!!
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:25 pm to WaydownSouth
That was more than a 20' drop I believe.
Yeah just watched the clip. It was about 40'.
Yeah just watched the clip. It was about 40'.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:29 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
4 bricks to the forehead from a 20 foot drop
The first one alone should have killed him.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:30 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Kevin is a psychopath
More of a sadist IMO
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:31 pm to Lexis Dad
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:31 pm to WaydownSouth
There was a video a few years back where an ER doctor documented the injuries that would have sustained and there was virtually no way either of them could have survived.
Kevin would have killed them. It would have been a whole different movie.
Kevin would have killed them. It would have been a whole different movie.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:31 pm to WaydownSouth
I would’ve been out after slipping on the icy steps in the first one.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:34 pm to TDsngumbo
They all looked painful. But, the stepping on the nail thing made my foot hurt.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:37 pm to WaydownSouth
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2 nails to the butt
He was facing the door on that second nail.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:37 pm to WaydownSouth
Was it the first one when he steps on the nail?
Marv would probably have CTE
Marv would probably have CTE
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:38 pm to WaydownSouth
I laugh until it hurts to this day when I see the electrocution scene.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:40 pm to WaydownSouth
I always wondered if they were connected. Maybe kicking up some money to Joey Lombardo or Albie Vena
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:42 pm to SCLibertarian
They should do a new home alone sequel.
Except this time it's a grown up McCauley Culkin and ancient Harry and Marv
But this time, Kevin's not cute. He's a washed up drug head, trying to rob the little house that Harry and Marv built together after they got out and went straight.
They might be old, they might be retired...but this little punk has it coming.
Home Alone: He Picked The Wrong House
Marv: Should we call the cops Harry?
Harry: Yeah, moron. Let's call the cops so they can come find the basement full of bud we've been growing to pay for your cancer medication.
No. No I think it's high time we taught this little punk a lesson. [he eyes a collection of power tools hung on the wall as we hear the sound of glass breaking.]
Marv: Can I send enough voltage through him to show his skeleton?
Harry: Oh...I think we can do more than that. After all...it's Christmas Eve. And he's on the Naughty List...
Except this time it's a grown up McCauley Culkin and ancient Harry and Marv
But this time, Kevin's not cute. He's a washed up drug head, trying to rob the little house that Harry and Marv built together after they got out and went straight.
They might be old, they might be retired...but this little punk has it coming.
Home Alone: He Picked The Wrong House
Marv: Should we call the cops Harry?
Harry: Yeah, moron. Let's call the cops so they can come find the basement full of bud we've been growing to pay for your cancer medication.
No. No I think it's high time we taught this little punk a lesson. [he eyes a collection of power tools hung on the wall as we hear the sound of glass breaking.]
Marv: Can I send enough voltage through him to show his skeleton?
Harry: Oh...I think we can do more than that. After all...it's Christmas Eve. And he's on the Naughty List...
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:47 pm to OweO
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:49 pm to fr33manator
While I can appreciate the premise, you can never make little Kevin into the villain later in life and ruin those classics.
LEAVE KEVIN ALONE!
LEAVE KEVIN ALONE!
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