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re: Could you defend your home from looters
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:08 pm to learnthehardway
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:08 pm to learnthehardway
I mean to answer the hypothetical;
I would take the toilet reservoir lid and smash the first head, then take his crowbar and hit 2 others, spit some hand sanitizer out of my mouth in one’s eyes and use the lighter like a flamethrower. I’m pretty sure after seeing all this, the fifth would likely just leave so I can drink my bottled water and wipe my arse in peace.
But that’s just a what-if....
I would take the toilet reservoir lid and smash the first head, then take his crowbar and hit 2 others, spit some hand sanitizer out of my mouth in one’s eyes and use the lighter like a flamethrower. I’m pretty sure after seeing all this, the fifth would likely just leave so I can drink my bottled water and wipe my arse in peace.
But that’s just a what-if....
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:20 pm to Who_Dat_Tiger
We have five fire extinguishers...would definitely set their ability to see clearly way back.
Dump oil based paint on them. Roll them in fiberglass insulation.
Unconventional weapons: a forty pound heavy duty sewing machine.
Several solid brass lamp bases. Three floor lamps on five foot brass tubes.
Fireplace wrought iron stuff for moving wood.
Take the top off the abandoned cistern. Drop the meth headed bodies into the cistern until police show up in a couple of days.
Because my chain saw is too loud, I won't use it, but it would take out their achilles tendons
Damn, how could I have forgotten my late FIL's police batons and handcuffs.
And the first weapon: a fifteen pound male cat who hates strangers and whose claws would take out the lead perp. No, occifer (sic) I had no idea the cat was up there and chose to jump down just then.
Dump oil based paint on them. Roll them in fiberglass insulation.
Unconventional weapons: a forty pound heavy duty sewing machine.
Several solid brass lamp bases. Three floor lamps on five foot brass tubes.
Fireplace wrought iron stuff for moving wood.
Take the top off the abandoned cistern. Drop the meth headed bodies into the cistern until police show up in a couple of days.
Because my chain saw is too loud, I won't use it, but it would take out their achilles tendons
Damn, how could I have forgotten my late FIL's police batons and handcuffs.
And the first weapon: a fifteen pound male cat who hates strangers and whose claws would take out the lead perp. No, occifer (sic) I had no idea the cat was up there and chose to jump down just then.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:23 pm to learnthehardway
No looters are going to want to come near my house after I start flinging my shite rags all over the yard.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:31 pm to learnthehardway
Least of my worries
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:32 pm to learnthehardway
Fart in their general direction....... 
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:33 pm to learnthehardway
I have a metal box with so much .45 ammo in it that it takes two men to lift it. Add to that 4 shotguns and 3 rifles. I think I’m good on defense
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:35 pm to learnthehardway
Just start coughing and sneezing and they'll run away.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:35 pm to learnthehardway
I've got a small arsenal at my house. Why would I use toilet paper when I can send them straight to hell with the squeeze of a trigger?
Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:45 pm to learnthehardway
I have a collection of guns and blades
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:27 pm to learnthehardway
Why would I use those things? I have mr. smith and mr. Wesson as well as Remington, Sako, Winchester, and several other friends here to help me.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:34 pm to learnthehardway
*laughs in 5.56*
Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:35 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
A few treble hooks placed inside an unlocked vehicle is the vaccination against vehicle burglary.
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