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Corporate training classes...How can we
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:37 am
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:37 am
change them to actually contain shite that will actually be used on the job?? I swear this bullshite has to end.
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:38 am to BillyLSU1983
Why don't your form a breakout team to spearhead this idea.
Way to take the ball!
Way to take the ball!
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:39 am to BillyLSU1983
DO check out the new intern's sweet rack
DON'T let her catch you
That's all you need to know
DON'T let her catch you
That's all you need to know
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:40 am to Displaced
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:40 am to TheArrogantCorndog
There are some smokeshows is here sorry no pics.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:41 am to BillyLSU1983
Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:42 am to BillyLSU1983
I was in an 8 hr training/meeting yesterday that could have been done over the phone in an hour. It freaking sucks
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:42 am to BillyLSU1983
most are driven by HR and Training folks who could not manage their way out of a wet paper bag split on four sides.
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 11:42 am
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:42 am to BillyLSU1983
You’re getting paid to attend. Just sit back and relax, the fry machine is not that difficult to use after an hour or so.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:42 am to lnomm34
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If he can take this discussion offline, build a committee, leverage the talents of his team, find some synergies with other committees within the organization, and drive the efforts to implement cost-cutting measures, he could be an all star. It’s all about creating efficiencies.
At a high level, while maintaining our core values
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:43 am to LSU6262
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I was in an 8 hr training/meeting yesterday that could have been done over the phone in an hour. It freaking sucks
Probably could have been done in an email
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:47 am to BillyLSU1983
Get some of those glasses that look like your eyes are open, and take a nap or seven, go to lunch, then say you must've eaten something bad and go home
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:48 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:50 am to lnomm34
Lol... corporate speak is the most pretentious shite on the planet
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:58 am to 756
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most are driven by HR and Training folks who could not manage their way out of a wet paper bag split on four sides.
This is usually true. HR types are useless. Trainers are also usually one-size-fits-all retards who don't actually research who they're talking to.
Now, if you/your organization actually hires an instructional designer with a clearly stated goal, those workshops tend to be pretty good.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 12:01 pm to BillyLSU1983
They were never designed to be useful. Sit there and pretend to pay attention like everybody else. And for God's sake don't be a gunner asking a bunch of questions and slowing things down.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 12:03 pm to Jim Rockford
"Please be sure to complete the online courses with accuracy and efficiency." These are painfully boring as to why I am posting on TD.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 12:06 pm to Jim Rockford
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 12:09 pm to BillyLSU1983
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Corporate training classes.
Certainly you've covered the important topics like "synergy", "team building" , and "continuous improvement".
All of which are part of the foundation to all things corporate.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 12:11 pm to BillyLSU1983
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change them to actually contain shite that will actually be used on the job?? I swear this bull shite has to end.
If they're anything like the courses I have to take annually, it's not about training you to do your job well. It's about minimizing company liability.
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