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Coronavirus spread via farts, keep your shorts on you nasty bastards
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:48 am
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:48 am
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During Friday’s episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s “Coronacast” podcast, producer and host Dr. Norman Swan made a cautionary suggestion when it comes to particles of feces set adrift within a fart and the spread of COVID-19.
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“No bare-bottom farting,” Swan advised about posterior pandemic panic, in a measured, mildly amused tone.
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“Luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time,” Swan said, referring to the protective aspects of pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments. “I think that what we should do in terms of social distancing and being safe is that … you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:50 am to The Mick
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:50 am to The Mick
I love to walk around the city in my assless chaps farting bare bottom. Screw big government
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:53 am to The Mick
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you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:55 am to The Mick
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you don’t fart close to other people
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:57 am to The Mick
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:58 am to The Mick
No rimjobs?
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:59 am to The Mick
Soon tape and a mask over your butthole will be required to leave your house.
This post was edited on 4/23/20 at 11:59 am
Posted on 4/23/20 at 11:59 am to The Mick
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“No bare-bottom farting,”
But muh freedom and liberty will be infringed
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:01 pm to The Mick
someone needs to remind the arse eaters they may need to check up also
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:09 pm to The Mick
CA patient zero
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:11 pm to The Boat
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Soon tape and a mask over your butthole will be required to leave your house.
They already make plugs for that
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:36 pm to BayouBandit24
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I love to walk around the city in my assless chaps
The department of redundant redundancy called...
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:49 pm to The Mick
But I was told a garment covering your orifices prevented it from spreading. Surely underwear and pants keep the perilous farts contained.
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