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Coronavirus just hit home for me

Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:48 pm
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2306 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:48 pm
I just had to wipe my arse with kroger brand single ply.

I hate all you overreacting mother frickers.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:48 pm to
I think the hoarders are done. Lots of tp at Walmart yesterday
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
6735 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:48 pm to
How much you get on your hand baw?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:49 pm to
I’d rather pressure wash my butthole than wipe with single ply
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17013 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:50 pm to
My bidet has been awesome.

Glad i got that thing.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:50 pm to
Your so brave!
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:51 pm to
I'll shite in the yard and use the hose to clean my arse before I'll go without my Cottonelle Ultra.
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53771 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

I just had to wipe my arse with kroger brand single ply.


the trick is to get a good wad of paper, stand up, waddle over to the sink and get the paper a little wet...works almost as good as wet ones.

repeat once or as necessary...
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:57 pm to
Friend,

You introduced tens of thousands readers to covid19. What a strange feeling of accomplishment that must give you. Because of your early warnings I was able to prepare before the masses and made quite a large profit in stocks. Thank you.
As for your toilet paper issues, have you considered using your shower as a bidet?

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31139 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Because of your early warnings I was able to prepare before the masses and made quite a large profit in stocks. Thank you.


How did you profit in the stock market off coronavirus?
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11108 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:07 pm to
lol this is some funny shite
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:12 pm to
Friend,

Went heavy in medical stocks that focus on lab tests as well as Clorox. Sold airlines and hotels to pay for these purchases.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

kroger brand single ply
Prayers.
Posted by BrasilBama
Rio de Janeiro
Member since Oct 2012
235 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:20 pm to
Where do you live? The stores here (Santa Rosa Beach) are full up with TP.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62797 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 9:24 pm to
I need to send you over to my inlaws house. They bought at least 300 rolls of TP about 3 weeks ago. The good kind, too. I further heard that they had bought even more to make sure.
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