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Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:15 pm to Bamafig
A man walks into confession and says: “Forgive me Father, Priest, Padre, Pastor, Vicar for I have synonymed.”
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:45 pm to Bamafig
What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?
Toad
Toad
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:03 pm to Swamp Angel
Q: How many elephants con fit into a VolksWagon?
A: Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear them whispering to each other.
Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter and the Jello!
Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty VolksWagon parked in your driveway.
(I'll show myself out now.)
A: Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear them whispering to each other.
Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter and the Jello!
Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty VolksWagon parked in your driveway.
(I'll show myself out now.)
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:05 pm to Bamafig
What did the magician say to the ocean?
Pick a Cod any Cod
Pick a Cod any Cod
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:11 pm to gorillacoco
quote:
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideaR
quote:
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
Still no fricking ideer
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:26 pm to John Gotti
2 cannibals sitting around a campfire eating a clown. One looks at the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:34 pm to PaperTiger
I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes...
It's all about raisin awareness.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:26 pm to epbart
I gotta add one I just heard!
Why doesn't a squirrel have windows?
You would see his nuts
Why doesn't a squirrel have windows?
You would see his nuts
Posted on 12/1/22 at 11:38 am to Bamafig
Female: Gosh, you are really tall.
Male : You really want to see my pecker don’t you?
Male : You really want to see my pecker don’t you?
Posted on 12/1/22 at 11:54 am to Bamafig
A flea walk into a bar and says
"Is the bartender here?"
"Is the bartender here?"
Posted on 12/1/22 at 11:58 am to Bamafig
What do you call a swimmer with no arms and no legs?
Bob
Bob
Posted on 12/1/22 at 12:06 pm to Hoyt
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Posted on 12/1/22 at 12:11 pm to GEAUXBS
quote:
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas!
If Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
I don't know, Alaska.
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