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Coconut Monkey Business

Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:49 pm
Holy shite, is this cheaper than robots?

reuters report on alleged monkey coconut milking operation



Edited: my dumb arse typo'ed "operation" in the initial version.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 12:53 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14955 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:50 pm to
2 bans
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19541 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:51 pm to
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:51 pm to
Monkey Lives Matter.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
20007 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:51 pm to
i dont get it
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17356 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:52 pm to
Well this is something I didn't expect to see....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:53 pm to
Is it wrong to train monkeys to milk coconuts? What if they like it?

I make my dog swim in cold water to pick up dead ducks for me. He loves every second of it.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 12:54 pm
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Monkey Lives Matter.

That's racist
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:13 pm to
Honestly, I had not fully considered the ethics.

But I did successfully envision a scheme where a trainer is sitting with a group showing them how to milk a coconut. It turns into a water-color cartoon after 2 seconds, every single time.

It was really, really funny. In truth, I suspect this is the work of a rival coconut milk company as a form of evil, corporate mud-slinging.

Robotics has to be cheaper long term; so, this should become moot before too long. I just want to appreciate the humor opportunity while the window is open!
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

groups accused the industry of using monkey labour, an executive said, adding it was auditing plantations 
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
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Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20362 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

monkey labour


Would be a great name for an album, a bar, a cocktail, or a beach-oriented clothing line.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7981 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Is it wrong to train monkeys to milk coconuts?
quote:

But I did successfully envision a scheme where a trainer is sitting with a group showing them how to milk a coconut.
:smh:

Monkeys don't milk coconuts.

Never have.

Never will.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:49 pm to
Theppadungporn Coconut products.

Ew.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:57 pm to
"Brown spots on the wall"

by Hu Flung Pu
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2407 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:25 pm to
The monkeys pick the coconuts.

In the long run it's better to just pick your own coconuts.

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14511 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:17 pm to
Those are 2 Marx Brothers movies




Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76255 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:21 pm to
I, myself, look forward to the next pandemic that will ultimately be traced to monkey shite tainted coconut milk.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19463 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:22 pm to
I need a useful pet like that. Most of us are stuck with the wife’s little shiteaters that hide in a corner when a firework goes off.
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