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Coconut Monkey Business
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:49 pm
Holy shite, is this cheaper than robots?
reuters report on alleged monkey coconut milking operation
Edited: my dumb arse typo'ed "operation" in the initial version.
reuters report on alleged monkey coconut milking operation
Edited: my dumb arse typo'ed "operation" in the initial version.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:51 pm to Woodreaux
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:52 pm to Woodreaux
Well this is something I didn't expect to see....
Posted on 7/23/20 at 12:53 pm to Woodreaux
Is it wrong to train monkeys to milk coconuts? What if they like it?
I make my dog swim in cold water to pick up dead ducks for me. He loves every second of it.
I make my dog swim in cold water to pick up dead ducks for me. He loves every second of it.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:11 pm to brucevilanch
quote:
Monkey Lives Matter.
That's racist
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:13 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Honestly, I had not fully considered the ethics.
But I did successfully envision a scheme where a trainer is sitting with a group showing them how to milk a coconut. It turns into a water-color cartoon after 2 seconds, every single time.
It was really, really funny. In truth, I suspect this is the work of a rival coconut milk company as a form of evil, corporate mud-slinging.
Robotics has to be cheaper long term; so, this should become moot before too long. I just want to appreciate the humor opportunity while the window is open!
But I did successfully envision a scheme where a trainer is sitting with a group showing them how to milk a coconut. It turns into a water-color cartoon after 2 seconds, every single time.
It was really, really funny. In truth, I suspect this is the work of a rival coconut milk company as a form of evil, corporate mud-slinging.
Robotics has to be cheaper long term; so, this should become moot before too long. I just want to appreciate the humor opportunity while the window is open!
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:13 pm to Woodreaux
quote:
groups accused the industry of using monkey labour, an executive said, adding it was auditing plantations
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:20 pm to Woodreaux
quote:
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>Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:34 pm to Woodreaux
quote:
monkey labour
Would be a great name for an album, a bar, a cocktail, or a beach-oriented clothing line.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:39 pm to Woodreaux
quote:
Is it wrong to train monkeys to milk coconuts?
quote::smh:
But I did successfully envision a scheme where a trainer is sitting with a group showing them how to milk a coconut.
Monkeys don't milk coconuts.
Never have.
Never will.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:49 pm to Woodreaux
Theppadungporn Coconut products.
Ew.
Ew.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 1:57 pm to Kentucker
"Brown spots on the wall"
by Hu Flung Pu
by Hu Flung Pu
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:25 pm to Woodreaux
The monkeys pick the coconuts.
In the long run it's better to just pick your own coconuts.
In the long run it's better to just pick your own coconuts.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:17 pm to Woodreaux
Those are 2 Marx Brothers movies
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:21 pm to Woodreaux
I, myself, look forward to the next pandemic that will ultimately be traced to monkey shite tainted coconut milk.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 4:22 pm to Woodreaux
I need a useful pet like that. Most of us are stuck with the wife’s little shiteaters that hide in a corner when a firework goes off.
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