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CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:59 am
Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:59 am
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CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.
Full article at link.
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Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:00 am to goofball
I think this was already proven false.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:03 am to OysterPoBoy
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I think this was already proven false.
You sure?
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:03 am to OysterPoBoy
No way this is false dude.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:06 am to goofball
Do you have an alarm set in your phone to remind you to post a BB article every day?
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:06 am to goofball
BREAKING: CIA replaces 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism with reposts on popular sports message board.
This post was edited on 5/6/21 at 8:10 am
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:35 am to goofball
Ill take the water.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:41 am to goofball
I have this vision of KSM begging for the Waterboard when faced with this option.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:12 am to goofball
I’d rather be shot
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:29 am to CocomoLSU
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Do you have an alarm set in your phone to remind you to post a BB article every day?
If he doesn't he should set one.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:34 am to goofball
shite will have you confessing to every atrocity ever.
Turns out it was my fault that the hutus slaughtered the tutsis
Turns out it was my fault that the hutus slaughtered the tutsis
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:38 am to fr33manator
I framed Eve for eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:44 am to PsychTiger
It’s white people’s fault gravy is fat because they invented fried chicken and spoons.
Luckily the church of woke sells indulgences
Luckily the church of woke sells indulgences
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