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re: Chuck Norris is suing CBS for $30 million

Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12199 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:01 pm to
Prior to the first day Chuck Norris created God.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14350 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Prior to the first day Chuck Norris created God


Stupid
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32893 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14496 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:10 pm to
"If you flip over China it says made by Chuck Norris"
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25551 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:12 pm to
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 4:16 pm
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:44 pm to
Chuck Norris is such a whiny POS. I mean, how did he get by with all that fake martial...

wait.. BRB, someone's at my door.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79561 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:07 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34142 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:15 pm to
Chuck Norris has never gone hunting.

The term “hunting” implies one may miss.

Chuck Norris goes killing.
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12933 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:16 pm to
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
Posted by Flavius Belisarius
Member since Feb 2016
842 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:18 pm to
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34142 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm to
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79561 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm to
Chuck Norris could build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris knows there is no other intelligent life in the universe because he killed all of it.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:56 pm to
Chuck Norris won the Tour de France on a stationary bike.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75417 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:59 pm to
Chuck Norris has a night light. He's not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:01 pm to
Chuck Norris sues for 30m and the defendant settles for 75m
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28449 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:06 pm to
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Chuck Norris once flew Virgin Atlantic Airlines...they are now Atlantic Airlines.


quote:

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 7:09 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32709 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:14 pm to
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse. It’s descendants are now known as the giraffe.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Chuck Norris could build Rome in a day.



and when he visits the inhabitants do what he does
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:33 pm to
Chuck Norris never has to push the button at water fountains. He just walks up and the fountain pisses itself.

This is an original of mine.( That's why it's not very good)
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67869 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:33 pm to
Chuck Norris once drank a can of red bull.

It sprouted wings and became the Hubbell Telescope
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