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re: Chuck Norris is suing CBS for $30 million
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:01 pm to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:01 pm to CatsGoneWild
Prior to the first day Chuck Norris created God.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Prior to the first day Chuck Norris created God
Stupid
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:10 pm to CatsGoneWild
"If you flip over China it says made by Chuck Norris"
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:12 pm to CatsGoneWild
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:44 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris is such a whiny POS. I mean, how did he get by with all that fake martial...
wait.. BRB, someone's at my door.
wait.. BRB, someone's at my door.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:07 pm to TejasHorn
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:15 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris has never gone hunting.
The term “hunting” implies one may miss.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
The term “hunting” implies one may miss.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:16 pm to SG_Geaux
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm to Flavius Belisarius
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:20 pm to BIGFOOD
Chuck Norris could build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris knows there is no other intelligent life in the universe because he killed all of it.
Chuck Norris knows there is no other intelligent life in the universe because he killed all of it.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:56 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris won the Tour de France on a stationary bike.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:59 pm to Corch Urban Myers
Chuck Norris has a night light. He's not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:01 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris sues for 30m and the defendant settles for 75m
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:06 pm to Tiguar
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Chuck Norris once flew Virgin Atlantic Airlines...they are now Atlantic Airlines.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:14 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse. It’s descendants are now known as the giraffe.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:28 pm to SG_Geaux
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Chuck Norris could build Rome in a day.
and when he visits the inhabitants do what he does
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:33 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris never has to push the button at water fountains. He just walks up and the fountain pisses itself.
This is an original of mine.( That's why it's not very good)
This is an original of mine.( That's why it's not very good)
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:33 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris once drank a can of red bull.
It sprouted wings and became the Hubbell Telescope
It sprouted wings and became the Hubbell Telescope
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