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re: Chuck Norris has died

Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26337 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

He'll probably be back alive


If it is reported next week he was spotted in Iran in the middle of the night taking out bad guys, I won’t be surprised.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15149 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:55 pm to
I have to say that after walking through a nursing home, quick death is what I’d want.

I don’t want to spend my last days shitting diapers.
Posted by JperiodCperiod
Member since Aug 2022
130 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:15 pm to
Last I heard it was death that had a near Chuck experience.
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1427 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:57 pm to
Chuck Norris died? I didnt know that was possible.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16832 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:03 pm to
Doctors are saying that they expect him to recover quickly.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7500 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:44 pm to
Legend

Died of old age?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39442 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Doctors are saying that they expect him to recover quickly.


If thry know what's good for them...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122008 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:10 pm to
Technically no one dies of old age. Its something that causes it, that might be contributed to old age..
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1567 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:10 pm to
Even legends leave.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38564 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:50 pm to
RIP
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26455 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1845 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

RIP Chuck Norris. Man I feel like my child hood has being taken away from me one legendary person at a time lately.


I was literally just telling my wife the same thing as I started reading this thread. She said “Well you know who is probably next”
I cussed her for putting that bad juju out there. I’m not ready for Clint to go.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
23949 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 1:54 am to
Posted by BamaSaint
Moh-beel
Member since Mar 2013
3958 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:37 am to
quote:

OweO

Why don't you just roll down a hill
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108254 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:49 am to
Missing in action was one of the best movies ever made. He may roundhouse kick st peter at the gate just to set the tone.
Posted by SATNIGHTS
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
2480 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:50 am to
Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet……


…..he scares the shite out of it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122008 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:32 pm to
Why don't you drink some antifreeze?
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