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re: Christmas bonus. What do you usually get?

Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:01 am to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:01 am to
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backwoods country doctor

I'm good with that description. That is a compliment isn't it?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167229 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:01 am to
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But sounding like a douche and having no tact is your specialty.



Right because I am the one always bragging about my wife loving anal and how I only hire hot blondes or some other exaggeration.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26989 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:02 am to
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Nope. For abusing sick days. And we're liberal with those. And it is amazing how illness spikes on Fridays


Can't take PTO with u.

My hospital pisses and moans when you try to take all your days off. It is really sad. Makes liars out of staff. It is just easier to call in sick than to ask for a day or two off. Find someone to cover? No. It's my vacation. Not my job to find part time fill in staff. I know other hospitals and other regions are much worse.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:07 am to
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some other exaggeration.

Never said I didn't exaggerate. All males of our species do. Sometimes more than others. Depending on mood and blood alcohol levels. I kinda tell the truth most of the time.
Posted by PrettyLights
Member since Oct 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:09 am to
5-10% of salary depending on performance. This year 6% of salary.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:13 am to
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Largest was $10k



Where do I send in my résumé?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:17 am to
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Where do I send in my résumé?

You know where. I'll even waive the age requirement.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:18 am to
That's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:19 am to
May I come interview please? Sounds like you have it right.
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:20 am to
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Did you read the rest of his post? Dude seems like a huge tool and piece of shite boss. 


Actually he looks like an Internet braggart that's probably posting from the public library.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:21 am to
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I'll even waive the age requirement.



Keep hiring those young chicks...



You get what you pay for.
Posted by tysonslefthook
Near Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:22 am to
On average 5% of salary or so rounded to the next $500
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:25 am to
For Christmas, a 18-20 pound ham.

But we get monthly performance and safety based bonus. 50.00 for not having a safety accident and completing 2 safety surveys, 2.00 for every day that we hit pitch, 25.00 if we keep scrap for the month under 4%. Usually around 110-150 a month.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:25 am to
I haven't received it yet, starting to get a little worried
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:28 am to
We gave ours out at our Thanksgiving dinner. That way they could have it to buy gifts for Christmas.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:28 am to
self-employed so I get my two Christmas cards
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:28 am to
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Right because I am the one always bragging about my wife loving anal and how I only hire hot blondes or some other exaggeration. 



He'll end up like geauxjudge one day crashing and burning because he let his bragging fingers overload his keyboard. They always do.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:28 am to
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Actually he looks like an Internet braggart that's probably posting from the public library.


DAMN!!!! You're good!!!! If I were to brag and tell the full truth, you really would think I was lying. Or I may be TOTALLY full of shite, 19yo, living at home with no prospects for a job or getting laid, and posting info based on the life of a guy I know. Does it matter?

"It ain't bragging if you can do it."
Dizzy Dean (and fellow Arkansas native)
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:30 am to
I put most of it down so as soon as the ground thaws we can start digging
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:30 am to
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He'll end up like geauxjudge one day crashing and burning because he let his bragging fingers overload his keyboard. They always do.


Except his shite was real. Mine is just made up bullshite to get a rise out of the OT when I'm bored and there's nothing on TV. Damn, some of y'all take this shite SERIOUS.
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