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re: Check in if you're not having sex tomorrow

Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:13 pm to
Put a fricking towel down, pussy.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5294 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Period sex is second only to pregnant sex


Would expect the guy with disgustingly fat trashy calves to say this.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14922 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

I had absolutely zero idea that time of the month was near.


You should have this noted on a personal calendar. Just write " Working Late" on those days.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 12:17 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88014 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Put a fricking towel down, pussy.


I don't have periods any more since I had my hysterectomy
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85354 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Put a fricking towel down, pussy.


I can wait a few days

Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33854 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:21 pm to
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Now Im thinking about just saying frick it all, I'll just order pizza, play a little 2k, and call it a night. A sex-less night that is.


Good strategy, she's on her period so make her feel even more undesirable.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21564 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:21 pm to
No sex here....wait.......if I count a solo encounter with Miss Phist, then yes......sex indeed!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

I feel sorry for your wife.



Does she have a dead husband?
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
16140 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:43 pm to
I'm planning to still be married tomorrow so I guess this qualifies as me checking in.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20530 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Period sex is second only to pregnant sex.


Good stuff. A little blood only lubes things up a little more.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
464874 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7284 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

use the time to connect emotionally.


Gross.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66685 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:06 pm to
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My wife just alerted me that her period came on this morning

Put a towel over your sheets
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133039 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:10 pm to
Do your duty and please that booty
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52899 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Check in if you're not having sex tomorrow


I'm married.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133039 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Her butthole isn’t on its period...


Might look that way once he’s done.


Just remember...

Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:16 pm to
It's real sad that you can't tolerate sitting through a dinner with your wife if you don't think she'll let you flop around on her after.

That's the issue when you let the woman put the pussy on a pedestal. Sex shouldn't be seen as a reward for one person, it should be a mutually beneficial thing that both people want to do.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69636 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:17 pm to
Nope tommorrow is my time with my 4 year old

Tonight I get sex from a fwb
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21810 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

. Mikelbr's mom is getting a pounding
from me too
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20155 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 1:44 pm to
Period?

You mean sex ketchup!

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