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re: Check in, FEMA Emergency Alert. Have you been pinged?

Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19691 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:26 pm to
Was this the batsignal for Jade Helm 2.0?

Asking for one of the other boards here.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50575 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:27 pm to
Just got it besides having the absolute shite scared out of me that mind control device is now activated luckily Biden is just having me buy ice cream and harass the local GOP parties
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66510 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:27 pm to
I think the alert is so they can notify us if Putin attacks or if something happens to Taylor Swift.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25537 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
9852 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:28 pm to
My arm near where I got my vaccine is tingling?!?! What does it mean?!?!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171885 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:29 pm to
Everyone who is vaccinated is now gay. Rip
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10056 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

I didn't get turned into a zombie


Yet
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50575 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:30 pm to
Putin killing Taylor Swfit would unleash an army of Swifties that will probably kill invade Russia so kind of a win-win here. Annoying fanbase gets picked off and Putin dies
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20987 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:30 pm to
Got it while I was on the can.
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
2042 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:30 pm to
I’m at a conference and everyone’s phone went off in groups! Probably lasted 10 minutes from the first pings to the last.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118102 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Everyone who is vaccinated is now gay



Time for the men to step up and do what’s right…





bang their wives.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
32890 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:30 pm to
Got it twice.

Once in englinsh the other in spanish. THANK GOD for that.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118102 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:31 pm to
Did anyone else just hit one of the volume buttons on the side to make it go away?




Just me?
Dang
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23348 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:33 pm to
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Did anyone else just hit one of the volume buttons on the side to make it go away?



I was reading TD, like I always do at work, and I just swiped up when it came through.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118102 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:34 pm to
You touched it?

Holy shnykies
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102329 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

The people who wrung their hands about being annoyed or inconvenienced with this test are the same people who throw a fit about setting their clocks back an hour.


NGL the time change really grinds my gears.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84822 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

or if something happens to Taylor Swift.

Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
14576 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Once in englinsh the other in spanish.
I did too.
Do you have a Spanish last name?
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2637 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:48 pm to
Pinged. Phone was quiet but had a message on it. I assume I have cancer or something now since it went off allover the store I was in.
Posted by gobuxgo5
Member since Nov 2012
10118 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:50 pm to
I made sure to get boosted at the exact same time as the 5G surged through my veins. I feel oddly strong.
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