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re: Caught on video. 23y Russian man gets devoured by a shark in Egypt

Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1247 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

used to be able to buy shark steaks in our local grocery stores, it was quite tasty


Yes they are. Just have to make sure they're soaked in milk for a while to get rid of the urea/ammonia that builds up in their flesh.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9967 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:51 pm to
And all the geniuses claim the UHigh kid was eaten by a shark when he magically disappeared without a single splash of water.
Posted by LCLa
Member since Apr 2017
4069 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:54 pm to
I know, Red Sea and Mediterranean and all but

TIL Egypt has a beach
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14930 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:56 pm to
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You see that video? You hear that crowd? That's what it looks and sounds like when a shark attacks and drags someone under.

That's nothing like with the kid who jumped off the boat.




All shark attacks are the same, got it.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51881 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 4:57 pm to
That was probably a 12 ft tiger shark determined to eat him. A 5 ft bull shark could bite someone on the leg without hardly knowing it was there.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29378 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

You see that video? You hear that crowd? That's what it looks and sounds like when a shark attacks and drags someone under. That's nothing like with the kid who jumped off the boat.


Right…

Now do it again but this times it’s pitch black darkness, music is bumping from ship speakers, and there’s like 200 heavily intoxicated teenagers on a boat.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6164 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Northwestern tiger


Posted by Camnola
God’s Country
Member since Sep 2012
231 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:14 pm to
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Looks like that scene from "Jaws" where that guy gets eaten alive on the beach in front of everyone.


You talking about the little Kintner boy?
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4380 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:15 pm to
OK. That's enough internet for today........:(
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5575 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:18 pm to
That right there is one of my worst fears.
Posted by lsutigers504
Boston
Member since Dec 2012
365 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:21 pm to
Damn, when he’s calling out for his dad and just screaming around the 20-25 second mark. Terrible way to go
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32434 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:23 pm to
Damn that boat was literally seconds too late to save him.

Any idea what kind of shark?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83875 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:24 pm to
tiger, I think, what do think the guy in the boat could have done?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75875 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

he "This magic moment" playing in the background is ironic


Like a scene from a Tarantino or Coen brothers movie.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8667 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:27 pm to
Victim’s last words were reportedly, “Da, da….Da,da…Da, da.Da, da.”
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69392 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:29 pm to
So much for the notion that sharks only attack when they mistake us for a seal and it’s only one bite because they don’t like how we taste.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32434 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:33 pm to
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Wouldn't they cut the stomach open to verify that the shark had recently eaten a man? That narrows the odds considerably
Seems like the only way to positively identify it.

BTW, I watched a video recently on Facebook of all places of a bunch of what appeared to be Indonesians or other dark skinned people cutting open a huge fricking crocodile. This thing had to be at least 13-15 feet long and was huge. So they have the thing on its back and the guy is cutting open his stomach and then pulls out a human leg and then half of a decomposed human torso. It was disturbing to say the least.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11807 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:34 pm to
Threw some salt and pepper on him with a twist of lime.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6191 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:44 pm to
Friend yelling from the beach. “Can I have your X-box!?”
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32434 posts
Posted on 6/8/23 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

what do think the guy in the boat could have done?
Grabbed him by the arms and drug him in the boat.

Still may have died from massive blood loss though, but better than what ultimately happened.
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