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re: Cats are better than Dogs

Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16056 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

he companionship of a dog outweighs anything a cat can offer


That is such a bs generalization. I've had and taken care of both. Ive also seen both boring cats and dogs.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8584 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:19 pm to
Cats are always going on about "do my shoes look good? Do I got my extra pads on" we need more dogs
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
64460 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:23 pm to
a. frick cats

b.
quote:

Instead I walk in and there is a crazy hyperactive dog ready to pounce on me waiting for his walk.

you suck at picking a dog breed if you're against giving a dog its walk

plenty of dogs don't require a walk

c.

Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8456 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Cats


wish I had two of em...one to piss on and one to shite on
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Cats are better than Dogs by Lionnation1993


Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8319 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:28 pm to
You have a shitty fricking dog
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57319 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:39 pm to
I agree man. I love both but dogs are such high maintenance. Cats are more interesting specimen and my cats are very affectionate and playful. They kick arse.
Posted by Fatty Magoo
USA
Member since Nov 2015
1029 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:49 pm to
Dude, take a big step back and literally go frick yourself.

That poor dog has been stuck indoors all day, has a ton of energy to get rid of, and your main concern is that he's happy to see you when you get home? Oh I forgot you're also mad that he pissed in the house cause you're too fricking lazy and/or beta to house train the poor thing.

Why the frick did you even get a dog. A goldfish sounds more suited to your needs.
Posted by Brodeur
Member since Feb 2012
4694 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Dude, take a big step back and literally go frick yourself.

That poor dog has been stuck indoors all day, has a ton of energy to get rid of, and your main concern is that he's happy to see you when you get home? Oh I forgot you're also mad that he pissed in the house cause you're too fricking lazy and/or beta to house train the poor thing.

Why the frick did you even get a dog. A goldfish sounds more suited to your needs.


Everything I was going to say. Dogs love you unconditionally. It's actually incredible anyone could love you, but somehow the dog does. A cat would be able to tell you're a worm dicked loser.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:07 pm to
nb4: animals should live outside
Posted by LSUFan102322
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
191 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:16 am to
Would a cat ever let you do this? I doubt it.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:50 am to
quote:

Just wait until you're sick one day and the dog won't leave your side and you'll be thankful you have him.






This. Dogs can sense when you are sad or not feeling well. They just want to please their master so they will give you that concerned doggie look and lay by you as if to say "I don't know what's wrong...but I'm here for you"



Treat a dog right and they will be the most loyal friend to you, one that is genuinely happy to see you every single time you walk through the door.



Also....a cat wouldn't do this...

Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:52 am to
Upvote
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:01 am to
I will always have a dog. Can't imagine living without one in my life.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:03 am to
You've lost your mind
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46172 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:06 am to
dogs are probably the good Lord's greatest creation

we don't deserve them
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:18 am to
Sounds like you're dog has a big problem.

His fricking owner.


Take a few days and house train him and use the "pee pad" to smother yourself with in your sleep.

You don't deserve a dog. Cats are fricking nasty and make a house reek of ammonia. No reason for any animal to shite or piss in the house other than a lazy arse owner.

You should post your dog on Craigslist so he can have a good owner that's not too lazy after a hard day at school to take 5-10mins to walk him/her.

You're probably fat as shite and wonder why you're a single virgin (or have a fatass wife/gf) if you're too lazy to house train and walk your dog.

Edit. Upvotes for Fatty, nurse and GCTiger.

The only "cool" cats are the ones that would kill and eat you. Although the OP is probably 90% fat and grissle.
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 1:24 am
Posted by pressurized
Member since Aug 2013
606 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:24 am to
quote:

Sounds like you're dog has a big problem.

His fricking owner. Take a few days and house train him and use the "pee pad" to another yourself with in your sleep.

You don't deserve a dog. Cats are fricking nasty and make a house reek of ammonia. No reason for any animal to shite or piss in the house other than a lazy arse owner.

You should post your dog on Craigslist so he can have a good owner that's not too lazy after a hard day at school to take 5-10mins to walk him/her.

You're probably fat as shite and wonder why you're a single virgin (or have a fatass wife/gf) if you're too lazy to house train and walk your dog.


Most women use a dog as a substitute for a child, if they don't have one already.

Most men use a dog a s substitute for a good friend.


I worry for your canine companion.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:33 am to
No need to worry for her. I buried her a year and a half ago after almost 14 years.

Other than that I would say that the Misses loved her almost like a kid, being as we don't have any.

And she was a loyal pet and smarter than most people and better behaved than most kids.

Not sure how that's a bad thing. I guess they should call dogs man's best friend...it might catch on.

Everyone I have known with cats were weirdos with stinky houses.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:42 am to
If by cats, you mean vaginas....then yes. Yes they are.
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