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Catholics on a keto diet

Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:26 pm
Do you bypass the bread and wine at communion? If not, does the consumption imperil your state of ketosis?
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:30 pm to
It's not bread or wine after Transubstantiation occurs. It becomes the Body and Blood of Christ.
Posted by TheIndulger
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:32 pm to
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Body and Blood of Christ.


#leangainz
Posted by FootballNostradamus
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:32 pm to
Don't Catholics believe they're eating a person not bread?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:33 pm to
Not Catholic, but a glass of wine has 4g of carbs.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:38 pm to
Most people already skip wine during communion.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:42 pm to
You don't have to drink the blood, too. And it's only a sip.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:19 pm to
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#leangainz


Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:23 pm to
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Does an alcoholic bypass the wine at communion? If not, does the consumption imperil his/her soberness?
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:24 pm to
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a glass of wine has 4g of carbs.


Delicious, delicious carbs.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:36 pm to
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a glass of wine has 4g of carbs


A) It's blood not wine

B) the whole congregation drinks less than a glass.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10509 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:39 pm to
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A) It's blood not wine


Its wine. Nobody would drink out the glass if it was blood unless you are a vampire or into some kind of occult ritual...Oh wait.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:42 pm to
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Its wine.


I'll pray for you heathen.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10509 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:54 pm to
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I'll pray for you heathen.


I thank you but I believe you would be wasting time. You should masturbate instead. Your hands clasped in something other than prayer might bring you more joy.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 3:24 pm to
God wants all yall to die of heart disease
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 3:31 pm to
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You don't have to drink the blood, too. And it's only a sip.

I was just commenting about the carbs, I try to stay under 50 net carbs a day. Not going into the blood drinking after 20 other people debate.
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/27/16 at 3:34 pm to
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It's not bread or wine after Transubstantiation occurs. It becomes the Body and Blood of Christ.



Which is funny because even Jesus says it's a symbol. And do it in remembrance of him. Seeing that he did it using wine and bread, not real blood or flesh.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78668 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 4:21 pm to
The mystery of faith
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
5067 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 5:25 pm to
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The mystery of faith


No mystery when people take the Bible and try to make it say what they want it to say, rather than what it says.


But anyway Happy Easter everyone, Jesus is the reason.
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