re: Caren whines: Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread

Posted by TheHarahanian

Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023

Member since May 2017

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:05 am to SlowFlowPro

Maybe she should hustle on over to the bread aisle and pick up a loaf of cheap Wonder Bread. No prep required and it's cheaper than all those organic ingredients. Guarantee the kids will love not choking on a chunk of dry flour that wasn't thoroughly mixed or having to pick seeds out of their teeth after eating a sandwich.

She's like Eddie Murphy's mom making him a hamburger instead of taking him to McDonald's.

This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 8:11 am

Posted by redstick13

Lower Saxony

Member since Feb 2007

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:05 am to SlowFlowPro

I hope this woman isn't procreating.

Posted by ell_13

Member since Apr 2013

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:05 am to jimbeam

Same woman:

quote:
I bought toilet paper today. I don’t need toilet paper but when I saw that pallet piled high with toilet paper, without thinking, I grabbed two packages and tossed them into my cart.

You can’t make this shite up.

Posted by Elleshoe

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Member since Jun 2004

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:05 am to SlowFlowPro

I like how she talks about denying her children “their daily bread” to make some religious connotation

Posted by upgrayedd

Lifting at Tobin's house

Member since Mar 2013

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:06 am to jimbeam

quote:
Caren White is a Master Gardener and member of the Herb Society of America. She manages two public herb gardens in NJ

Posted by JumpingTheShark

America

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:06 am to SlowFlowPro

I’m not sure this lady has ever had sex with anything except an unlucky dildo.

Posted by Apache

San Diego

Member since Dec 2013

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:10 am to upgrayedd

quote:
the Herb Society of America.

She definitely likes the herb.

Posted by Saint Alfonzo

Member since Jan 2019

25875 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:16 am to SlowFlowPro

She's your typical Central NJ guilt ridden liberal white woman. I'm surrounded by them. She has more than enough of everything and loves to tell everyone how bad that makes her feel. Not that she'll give any of it up, of course, but she will write about it.

Posted by Tiger in NY

Neptune Beach, FL

Member since Sep 2003

31085 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:17 am to Apache

From the comments:

Wow. A literal Karen in the wild that wants to speak to the manager of bread.

Posted by JumpingTheShark

America

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:18 am to Tiger in NY

People in the comments are tearing this c unt a new a-hole

Posted by Hulkklogan

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2010

43473 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:18 am to SlowFlowPro

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I am poor

quote:
Organic flour is expensive

So buy cheaper flour, Caren. Organic doesn't mean shite anyway.

This is some seriously first world victimhood bullshite.

Posted by fightin tigers

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Member since Mar 2008

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:19 am to SlowFlowPro

I love that this appears to be satire or a troll and people are taking the bait.

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Posted by McLemore

Member since Dec 2003

33645 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:20 am to SlowFlowPro

Given the metabolic issues in the black community and the fact that those skyrocket COVID risk, we SHOULD be keeping bread from them.

Caren can't even spell Karen right. Sheesh.

Posted by JumpingTheShark

America

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:20 am to fightin tigers

Hard to tell if it’s satire or not but I hate her.

Edit: upon reread, it’s not satire. If it is, it’s not funny, and now everyone who read it hates her.

This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 8:22 am