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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:56 pm to NOLALGD
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:56 pm to NOLALGD
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Not going into shock or bleeding out due to blood loss a few minutes after, that will be the hard part.
You do know that this little cat isn't a bear? It's not going to tear through you b/c it's not physically strong enough to do so. You also know that you likely won't be naked when you fight this animal. You are likely to encounter this animal in the woods, and i'd bet you have on some heavy clothing that it has zero chance of ripping through that and enough of you to cause you to "bleed out"
Yeah it will scratch you, and yeah it's going to hurt like a son of a bitch, but it's not going to rip through main arteries morons.
They way most of you pussies talk, you'd think there would be stories of hunters being killed by bobcats all the time.
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:04 pm to TeddyPadillac
Jesus Christ man, a bobcat would Merc your arse.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:05 pm to TeddyPadillac
Amen! Actual reason and logic. Thank you.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:09 pm to TeddyPadillac
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:12 pm to TSLG
Anyone that is saying that they could choke out a bobcat probably is so deluded about their own prowess that they couldn't even choke out a house cat.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:14 pm to wallowinit
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Anyone that is saying that they could choke out a bobcat probably is so diluted about their own prowess that they couldn't even choke out a house cat.
Pretty much. I find this quote by Mike Tyson very fitting:
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“everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:15 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:21 pm to wallowinit
The estrogen in this thread!
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:21 pm to TeddyPadillac
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It's not going to tear through you b/c it's not physically strong enough to do so.
I have two new kittens in the house. They are 3 months old. I held one and it lost its footing and latched a claw into my palm and sliced down my palm like scissors through paper. I'm talking clean through.
A bobcat would turn your arms into confetti.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:22 pm to SabiDojo
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A bobcat would turn your arms into confetti.
it's no use, gumps gonna gump
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:25 pm to TSLG
That cat would maim me in the process, but I'd kill it. I'd try to grab a leg and snap it.
ETA:
This thing isn't strong enough to rip your limbs apart like a big cat. It'll frick you up, but a full grown man (200 lbs. like me) could mortally wound it before it mortally wounded me. I have zero doubt.
ETA:
This thing isn't strong enough to rip your limbs apart like a big cat. It'll frick you up, but a full grown man (200 lbs. like me) could mortally wound it before it mortally wounded me. I have zero doubt.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:26 pm to wallowinit
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Anyone that is saying that they could choke out a bobcat probably is so diluted about their own prowess that they couldn't even choke out a house cat.
62 year old man chokes bobcat to death
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:27 pm to 777Tiger
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A bobcat would turn your arms into confetti.
it's no use, gumps gonna gump
62 year old man kills bobcat with his bear hands
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:29 pm to SabiDojo
Now you people are scared of kittens. It went from bobcats to house cats to kittens. Next you people are going to say that a house fly is too much for a human to take.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:29 pm to bamafan1001
After the animal was inspected, it was found to be infected with rabies.
again, a sick animal, one so sick it couldn't even catch its own food anymore
again, a sick animal, one so sick it couldn't even catch its own food anymore
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:29 pm to bamafan1001
Didn’t even go to the hospital
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:29 pm to bamafan1001
The bobcat was sick.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:30 pm to Peazey
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. Next you people are going to say that a house fly is too much for a human to take.
bro, do you even tse tse?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:30 pm to TheCaterpillar
Unsurprisingly, the ones saying a large housecat would kill them are some of the progressive dems that post on the poliboard
Posted on 10/24/17 at 4:30 pm to bamafan1001
There is no way Dale could have got it in a chokehold if it wasn't sick.
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