Can you use conditioner as soap?

Hell no...your hair will look like someone used you to mop the floor at waffle house.

Decided to find someone at the gym to rape?

Came in to make non-consensual lube joke, saw the work was already done.

Leaving satisfied.

It'll work fine. Hell, I only wash my hair once every couple days anyway. Washing it every day strips the oils and it gets frizzy and breaks (Kim Kardashian told me this).

Though, I do use Control GX on the sides and back...which is shampoo but that shite works miracles.

No. Conditioner is an oil - the opposite of soap.

I see you've been taking notes from Sandusky.

No. You can use it to lube up your victims though.