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Can I start martying deadbeat relatives for profit?

Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:02 am
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1120 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:02 am
I'm thinking two birds with one stone. I have a deadbeat drug using jailbird cousin that could be martyred for profit.

I figure a toy gun superglued to his hand and a system full of meth can take care of a family problem and provide some potential income after the police shooting.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76217 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:03 am to
What color is your cousin?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86750 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:04 am to
you can try

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11230 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:04 am to
This is not good news for me
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:04 am to
Meth is a white mans drug
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76217 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Meth is a white mans drug

George Floyd disagrees.
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:09 am to
Ha yeah that’s a good point
Posted by Apollyon
Member since Dec 2019
2124 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Can I start martying


Sorry for martying
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1120 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:11 am to
Sorry for typo. You got the point.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:12 am to
I have a cousin that's been in jail for 20 of 26 years since he turned 18. He's a second cousin but I might allow it.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7087 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:15 am to
Sounds good

Let’s do it
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18404 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:16 am to
Is this about the show Ozark? Lol
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:17 am to
Make sure he has 3 plus baby mommas to really bring it home.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 11:23 am to
Sorry for martying?
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