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Can dogs hear silent farts?

Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:33 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:33 pm
I let out a silent one and my friend's dog looked at me funny
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:34 pm
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:33 pm to
Weirdo
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:34 pm to
Pass the bong
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:34 pm to
No they can not
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:35 pm to
Stick your finger in his butt.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198108 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

my friend's dog looked at me funny


smelled the semen residue

they have a terrific sense of smell
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:37 pm to
Could Ray Charles hear noises?
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39261 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:38 pm to
Save this shite for after 10pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71188 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:39 pm to
They can smell everything for better or worse
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:47 pm to
HE just recognized the smell of his master leaving your body
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61865 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Stick your finger in his butt
frick. I had forgotten about that
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12935 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:48 pm to
No, but they can tell you what you had for lunch from them.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:50 pm to
I do know that my dogs notice their noisy toots. They'll look at their buts, then do a head wag like WTF was that.

I have pit mixes. Besides being maneaters and the scourge of the 21st century, they are extraordinarily gassy.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76131 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:52 pm to
It's the power of canine autism.

Autistic humans count toothpicks, autistic dogs hear silent human anus vibrations, and have the wherewithall to shame you for it with their eyes.

If it makes you uncomfortable, stop vaxing them.
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

smelled the semen residue

they have a terrific sense of smell

damb
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76131 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:55 pm to
Worst Smells in World

1. Shrimp heads in trash can

2. Semen fermented by gut flora
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13398 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

I let out a silent one and my friend's dog looked at me funny


I'm guessing he looks at you funny every day.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47746 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

silent


This word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:06 pm to
He probably wondered where the roadkill smell was coming from.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

OWLFAN86

quote:

smelled the semen residue


You have this weird fetish with semen and assholes.
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