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California schools warn flutes could be tainted with semen
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:09 pm
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FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. (AP) — Parents were warned Saturday that a music teacher with a nonprofit group may have handed out flutes to schoolchildren that were tainted with his own semen.
A state and federal investigation was under way into whether youngsters at schools around Southern California may have received tainted flutes.
The Los Angeles Unified School District said it was cooperating in an investigation of alleged "inappropriate sexual conduct involving a musical performer" that affected at least 13 school districts.
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"The performer distributes a flute-like musical instrument made of PVC pipe or bamboo to students during a music lesson, and the allegation is that he contaminated some of these instruments with semen," Joan Lucid, superintendent of the Saugus Union School District, notified parents on Saturday, the Orange County Register reported.
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Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:11 pm to Will Cover
Stiffler go to school there?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:13 pm to Will Cover
I thought this was America.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:13 pm to Will Cover
The problem is you can’t just test them to see if he’s guilty. Flutes with semen are like $20s with cocaine. Try finding a clean one.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:16 pm to OysterPoBoy
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The problem is you can’t just test them to see if he’s guilty. Flutes with semen are like $20s with cocaine. Try finding a clean one.
Almost reminds me of a time while on spring break, a friend of mine slid a Chips Ahoy cookie in his arse crack after being on the beach all day and put it back into the wrapper ... and then watched another friend of mine eat it. Without saying a word.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:17 pm to Will Cover
Exactly
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:18 pm to Will Cover
Band camp will never be the same.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:33 pm to Will Cover
Champagne drinkers get what they deserve.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:35 pm to Will Cover
In b4:
Something something "skin flute" something...
Messed up folk in Cali.
Probably a displaced Florida Gata.
Something something "skin flute" something...
Messed up folk in Cali.
Probably a displaced Florida Gata.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
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The problem is you can’t just test them to see if he’s guilty.
DNA?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:43 pm to Will Cover
Seems fairly normal for the land of Nuts and Fruits 
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:44 pm to p0845330
Well sure if you want to send them to a lab. I was talking about a taste test.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:31 pm to Will Cover
I have started a reply to this thread at least four or five times and have had to backspace every time. I just don't know what the frick to say about this.
Who's doing the checking of these flutes and is like "Yep, definitely semen"?
Who's doing the checking of these flutes and is like "Yep, definitely semen"?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:41 pm to Will Cover
Isn't that a good thing in CaliMexico?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:42 pm to Will Cover
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tainted flutes.
New band name
"Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up, for Hot Carl and The Tainted Flutes!"
This post was edited on 10/1/17 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:45 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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Who's doing the checking of these flutes and is like "Yep, definitely semen"?
Who was the first to figure it out? Did someone's mom try to play it and thought hmmmm? Or was it a kid that realized the flute tasted like semen? What started as a run of the mill semen on a bunch of flutes story, might be the story of a hero music teacher who MacGyvered a way to uncover a pedophile.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:51 pm to Will Cover
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:58 pm to Will Cover
gonna blow semen all over that district.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 1:04 am to Hot Carl
Nowhere near as good as the fluted taints.....
Posted on 10/2/17 at 1:18 am to JoeHackett
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Who was the first to figure it out?
Someone noticed the flautists were playing a little spunkier than usual.
This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 1:26 am
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